Your Grossest Date Ever!

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Val2150
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Re: Your Grossest Date Ever!

Postby Val2150 » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:52 pm

eeewww.....I've been blessed to have not been afflicted with bad kissers so far in my life, but I have a feeling my luck will run out eventually. :|
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Peaches
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Re: Your Grossest Date Ever!

Postby Peaches » Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:47 am

Oh there are many bad kissers out there...I've had the horror of the slobberer...like making out with a freakin St Bernard.
"Item 4 on the agenda: Stuff you!"

"Who else? Mur.. Ray... Oh. Greg's written this, he's put the R's too far apart. It's Murray.. Murray present"


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Re: Your Grossest Date Ever!

Postby Emafer » Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:53 am

There was this one who who kissed me and it was like being suffocated with a wet bristly sponge.

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Re: Your Grossest Date Ever!

Postby thestray » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:53 pm

This lady feels you girls' pain.
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Re: Your Grossest Date Ever!

Postby eejm » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:16 pm

I watched Fatal Attraction once on a first date. No joke. :)

My ex-boyfriend once told me that I had childbearing hips and was "just built to have a baby." He thought a baby would just fly out of me. He thought this was the ultimate compliment. Oh, and I was 18 at the time.

P.S. He was totally wrong about the baby flying out of me part.

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Re: Your Grossest Date Ever!

Postby Nancy » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:40 pm

:shock: eejm! Ewww, what a first date! And no guy should tell a female she has child-bearing hips until they're married and pregnant! :wag:
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No, no, she's a fish that's just a little bit
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Re: Your Grossest Date Ever!

Postby thestray » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:08 pm

Why not? Haha.

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Re: Your Grossest Date Ever!

Postby Nancy » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:44 am

Oh Stray, you divvil, you! :snakeman:

I guess if a woman is really secure about the way she looks it wouldn't matter, but if she's not, a comment like that could push her over the edge with "body image issues". :sofa: :doomed:
Oh, fish-like Lady

Lady-like Fish

I don't think so Bro, she's a Lady, Lady, Lady, Lady

No, no, she's a fish that's just a little bit

La-dy-ish! Yeah!

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Re: Your Grossest Date Ever!

Postby Peaches » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:49 am

It wouldn't make me self conscious, I'd be more worried about his plans to impregnate me...
"Item 4 on the agenda: Stuff you!"

"Who else? Mur.. Ray... Oh. Greg's written this, he's put the R's too far apart. It's Murray.. Murray present"


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