Ok, here goes ...
1 - What colour would you describe yourself as being?
A light purple -- generally a calm blue, but with a hint of lively red.
2 - What song would you describe as your karaoke song? (You know the one you sing in the shower, or in the car at the top of your lungs, windows wound *up* and would secretly love to sing up on stage with a real microphone and audience instead of a hairbrush and your reflection in the mirror)
Tough one. There are plenty of songs that I sing along to at full voice in the car, but wouldn't dream of singing in front of anyone at all. There are a couple of Bjork songs -- Bachelorette, Isobel -- and I've been known on a regular basis to sing along to Eros Ramazotti's duet with Andrea Bocelli, Musica E'.
3 - First thought upon seeing/hearing the Conchords for the first time. In 5 words or less.
I think I like this!
4 - What does this mean to you?
I have no earthly idea!
5 - Why should I avoid trees?
Those low-hanging branches can be dangerous. A friend of mine got a brand new nose when he was running around in the semi-dark and ran smack into a low, but thick branch.
I like to avoid oak trees when the squirrels are gathering nuts. I've been beaned a few times by acorns dropping.
6 - How did you celebrate your last landmark (18,21, 40...) birthday?
My 21st birthday wasn't that much of a landmark, in the US sense, because I'd already been living in New Orleans for the previous three years, where I could drink legally.
My 30th was more of a landmark, and that one was celebrated with some surprise roses, dinner at my favorite Indian restaurant and dessert at Serendipity.
7 - Have you ever wondered if Jemaine or Bret have middle names and if so what do you think they might be?
I hadn't thought of it before, but see above post ...
8 - If you could replace a leading actor or actress in any film, what film would it be and why?
Any film/character where the female gets to kiss Clive Owen. Or Madeline Kahn's role in Young Frankenstein, just because it's so funny.
9 - You can have a day off from your life and swap with someone else. Anyone. Famous or unknown. What would you do and where would you go?
Hmm. I think I'd want to swap places with anyone who works in the Palazzo Strozzi, just to be able to spend a day exploring the building.
10 - Is this a test and if so do you think you passed or failed?
If it's a test, do I get bonus points for finding out Bret's middle name(s)?