1 - What colour would you describe yourself as being?
2 - What song would you describe as your karaoke song? (You know the one you sing in the shower, or in the car at the top of your lungs, windows wound *up* and would secretly love to sing up on stage with a real microphone and audience instead of a hairbrush and your reflection in the mirror)
"Motherlovers" by the Lonely Island. It's catchy.
3 - First thought upon seeing/hearing the Conchords for the first time. In 5 words or less.
"Hmmmm.... heh. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAH! YES!"
4 - What does this mean to you?
Baggin some chicks duuuude! *high five!*
5 - Why should I avoid trees?
You shouldn't! Climb em! Remember how fun climbing trees was? I miss being a kid.
6 - How did you celebrate your last landmark (18,21, 40...) birthday?
Uh, I guess my last landmark was 21. Um, didn't do anything special. I think I had school or something, I recall it was kind of a sucky day. The following day I went out to eat with my mom, little brother and great grandmother. I suppose other people get drunk on their 21st, but I don't drink.
7 - Have you ever wondered if Jemaine or Bret have middle names and if so what do you think they might be?
Oh snap... you just exploded my mind. Middle names! I think Jemaine's middle name is Bret and Bret's middle name is Jemaine. So they'd be Jemaine Bret Clement and Bret Jemaine McKenzie.
8 - If you could replace a leading actor or actress in any film, what film would it be and why?
I'd replace the vampire dude in Twilight with someone really fugly or old. Because without the hunky dude factor nobody would care about those movies and I wouldn't have to hear about them all day every day.
9 - You can have a day off from your life and swap with someone else. Anyone. Famous or unknown. What would you do and where would you go?
Uh, George Clooney maybe? I'd just bang hot chicks all day pardon my French.
10 - Is this a test and if so do you think you passed or failed?
I passed with flying colors. I don't fail tests. Unless they're math tests. Sometimes I fail math tests.