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My favorite new Brezhnev's Eyebrows slogan is...

Poll ended at Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:59 am

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Brezhnev's Eyebrows?
2
22%
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Brezhnev's Eyebrows On Your Knife.
3
33%
What Can Brezhnev's Eyebrows Do For You?
2
22%
Is It Live, Or Is It Brezhnev's Eyebrows?
2
22%
 
Total votes: 9

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Brezhnev’s Eyebrows needs your help! Vote in our poll!

Postby Ellen » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:59 am

Those of us in Brezhnev’s Eyebrows (technically Andria, Gayle and Ellen, managed by indigo_jones) have decided that we need to kick-start 2006 with a new advertising slogan for our faux band. But why bother coming up with a new one when there are already so many great slogans out there just waiting to be recycled? So, we’ve selected four that we like and we need YOUR help to decide which one should be the new slogan of BE. Please choose among the four options, and if you’d like, visit The Slogan Generator, here, put your own name in, and let us know what your personal slogan is.

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Update:
Thanks to everyone who voted and commented! Laydeez and Guys, we have a winner! So, uh, the next time you sit down to dinner, remember, You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Brezhnev's Eyebrows On Your Knife.
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2009 has arrived at last!

Postby Andria » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:31 am

After that Lvov's Mustache debacle, this is a good way to start the new year. Thanks for taking the lead Ellen.
I'll take your body and cover it with honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you're covered in money, honey. -FotC

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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:31 am

My personal slogan: Just One Gayle - Give It To Me!! :D Heh, heh.

Ellen, thanks for starting this thread. I forgot I was in a bband.

I chose option three: What Can Breshnev's Eyebrows Do For You?

I think it projects a spirit of servitude worthy of our Bolshevik background. The masses like that kind of thing.
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby indigo_jones » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:36 am

I voted for Is it live or is it Brezhnev's Eyebrows?

I thought that worked pretty well for any band, especially this one!
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

"The forecast for Jemaine today is clean-shaven with a chance of stubble. Scattered stubble throughout the week, resulting in a 60% chance of beard early next week." - mohumbhai mania

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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:39 am

Well then... in typical Breshnev's Eyebrows fashion we have a four-way tie! Do we need to invite in a special guest to be the tie breaker? And if so, who (whom? I never know which to use) should we ask to be the tie breaker?
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby Andria » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:44 am

:roll2: A four way tie - wouldn't you know it! Well, I certainly hope more forum members will vote.
I'll take your body and cover it with honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you're covered in money, honey. -FotC

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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:48 am

Andria wrote::roll2: A four way tie - wouldn't you know it! Well, I certainly hope more forum members will vote.


Not anymore

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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:48 am

Here are some that I just generated:

Come See The Softer Side Of Breshnev's Eyebrows

Make Room For The Breshnev's Eyebrows.

Breshnev's Eyebrows! It Does a Body Good!

From Our Breshnev's Eyebrows To Yours!

Turn Loose The Breshnev's Eyebrows!

:D This is kind of addictive!
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby Ellen » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:53 am

Thanks mates, for your support! :D

My slogans (can’t choose):

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Ellen. (ooh sassy!)
Don't Leave Home Without Ellen. (Yes please.)
Ellen Not Included. (Story of my life, that one.) :roll: :lol:

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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:54 am

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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:56 am

Johnnyp wrote:Image


Well, it looks like JPs found our 8-Track cover! (or are we going with a wax disc - I can't remember!)
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby Andria » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:04 am

Oh, perfect cover JP! I think JP would be a good promotions guy.
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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:07 am

Yeah to top this off this cover could give tribute bands a chance to use the name

The Russian Dolls- A Tribute to Brezhnev's Eyebrows

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Postby Andria » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:14 am

Johnnyp wrote:Yeah to top this off this cover could give tribute bands a chance to use the name

The Russian Dolls- A Tribute to Brezhnev's Eyebrows


:roll2:
I'll take your body and cover it with honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you're covered in money, honey. -FotC

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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:15 am

There's also this one.
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Isn't that Mau Say Tongue?


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