Those of us in Brezhnevâ€™s Eyebrows (technically Andria, Gayle and Ellen, managed by indigo_jones) have decided that we need to kick-start 2006 with a new advertising slogan for our faux band. But why bother coming up with a new one when there are already so many great slogans out there just waiting to be recycled? So, weâ€™ve selected four that we like and we need YOUR help to decide which one should be the
new slogan of BE. Please choose among the four options, and if youâ€™d like, visit The Slogan Generator, here
, put your own name in, and let us know what your personal slogan is.
This poll has been sponsored by the new pizza-crepe-taco-pancake-chili bag* from Taco Town **. For a special treat, try their MallowPuff Smoothie*, a favored beverage of the Council of Tongan Ninjas***!
*Not a real product.
**Not a real place.
***No endorsement of MallowPuff Smoothies by the Council of Tongan Ninjas is expressed or implied.
Thanks to everyone who voted and commented! Laydeez and Guys, we have a winner! So, uh, the next time you sit down to dinner, remember, You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Brezhnev's Eyebrows On Your Knife.