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My favorite new Brezhnev's Eyebrows slogan is...

Poll ended at Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:59 am

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Brezhnev's Eyebrows?
2
22%
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Brezhnev's Eyebrows On Your Knife.
3
33%
What Can Brezhnev's Eyebrows Do For You?
2
22%
Is It Live, Or Is It Brezhnev's Eyebrows?
2
22%
 
Total votes: 9

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Postby Gayle » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:34 pm

Flip the Toblerone! Flip the Toblerone!

Brezhnev's Eyebrows: Unplucked. :prayer: Color me unworthy!
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby indigo_jones » Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:54 pm

I really think our tour should be all-acoustic. We can call it Brezhnev’s Eyebrows: Unplucked.

That's brilliant!

That reminds me that it might be about time to send in my Tweezerman's for sharpening.
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Postby Johnnyp » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:15 am

If you're going to do a double bill it should be with these guys. I found them tracking down info about an obscure band called The Momyheads. To be honest they're not too bad. I think most of you will appreciate their humor. Click the "Order Broom From Us" link. Cute kittie cat.

http://www.morawk.com/boris/

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Postby Gayle » Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:35 am

Johnnyp wrote:If you're going to do a double bill it should be with these guys. I found them tracking down info about an obscure band called The Momyheads. To be honest they're not too bad. I think most of you will appreciate their humor. Click the "Order Broom From Us" link. Cute kittie cat.

http://www.morawk.com/boris/


Oh! Well they are very interesting, aren't they. We could put them together with Wing and then we wouldn't even have to leave home! There! Solved!

Wait - what was the problem?
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby Andria » Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:14 pm

They are much too high-tech for us, in my opinion. They have a CD for goodness sake, and they play real instruments. Can't really compare. 8)
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Postby EvilMoose » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:52 pm

How about Zamfir - King of the Pan Flute?

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Postby Ellen » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:13 pm

EvilMoose wrote:How about Zamfir - King of the Pan Flute?


Dear EvilMoose,
Thank you very much for your suggestion. It does raise the oft-debated and even somewhat controversial question: did you vote in our poll yet??? :pray:

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Postby Andria » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:02 am

:bang: Four-way tie! We can't even flip the Toblerone
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Postby Gayle » Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:01 am

Andria wrote::bang: Four-way tie! We can't even flip the Toblerone


We could flip a box, but a box has six sides. Does anyone have a box kite? That's only four sides.
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby indigo_jones » Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:22 pm

Does anyone remember those paper thingies that girls used to make where it folded up all origami-ish and you stuck fingers in underneath and moved the points up and down or side to side, and it had different things written on the inside, depending on where it was open, and you picked a number or something to decide the opening and closing and I give up. I can't describe this silly little fortune telling finger game thingy. *sigh*

I thought maybe we could have used one of those to determine the slogan.
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Postby Sherry » Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:23 pm

Andria wrote::bang: Four-way tie! We can't even flip the Toblerone


I think that is my fault, as I voted and it came up as 2 votes for each after mine :roll:

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Postby Gayle » Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:32 pm

indigo_jones wrote:Does anyone remember those paper thingies that girls used to make where it folded up all origami-ish and you stuck fingers in underneath and moved the points up and down or side to side, and it had different things written on the inside, depending on where it was open, and you picked a number or something to decide the opening and closing and I give up. I can't describe this silly little fortune telling finger game thingy. *sigh*

I thought maybe we could have used one of those to determine the slogan.


I remember those. They were divination devises used to determine the name of your future husband and similar items of interest. A homemade eightball or sorts.
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby indigo_jones » Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:49 pm

Oh good. You figured out what I was talking about. Do you know how to make them? I never did learn. Think we could use one to determine the slogan by using the number of members in the band or something? :?
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Postby Gayle » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:04 pm

indigo_jones wrote:Oh good. You figured out what I was talking about. Do you know how to make them? I never did learn. Think we could use one to determine the slogan by using the number of members in the band or something? :?


I could work on it during my lunch hour. It'll take some serious memory excavation to bring it all back, but I'll see what I can do!
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Postby indigo_jones » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:14 pm

Yay! Post instructions if you figure it out. I always did want to learn how to make one of those things. Who cares if I'm 20+ years late in learning!
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