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My favorite new Brezhnev's Eyebrows slogan is...

Poll ended at Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:59 am

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Brezhnev's Eyebrows?
2
22%
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Brezhnev's Eyebrows On Your Knife.
3
33%
What Can Brezhnev's Eyebrows Do For You?
2
22%
Is It Live, Or Is It Brezhnev's Eyebrows?
2
22%
 
Total votes: 9

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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:15 am

indigo_jones wrote:Gayle, don't sell your blood and pass out. You're an integral part of the band. I'm willing to pass out from White Out fumes.


Too late. *faints*

*comes to* Coconuts!?!

Oh. I'm ok.

Jones, I think you've hit upon something here! WE COULD SELL WHITE OUT! At concerts and stuff... Breshnev's Eyebrows White Out: White As a Moscow Blizzard! Brilliant!
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Postby jm513 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:17 am

Andria wrote:
Gayle wrote:
Andria wrote:But, Gayle, if you pass out who will play your coconut bra?


It only happens every once in a while, so I can still play. If I fall over onstage, just prop me up and have someone whack the coconuts until I come to.


Now, Gayle, we may be a freak show - but how do we expect people to take us seriously if you pass out and I have to whack your bra with a piece of bamboo?


:roll2: :rolls: :roll2: :rolls: :roll2: :rolls: :roll2: :rolls: :roll2: :rolls:

Oh the insanity!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:19 am

jm513 wrote:
Andria wrote:
Gayle wrote:
Andria wrote:But, Gayle, if you pass out who will play your coconut bra?


It only happens every once in a while, so I can still play. If I fall over onstage, just prop me up and have someone whack the coconuts until I come to.


Now, Gayle, we may be a freak show - but how do we expect people to take us seriously if you pass out and I have to whack your bra with a piece of bamboo?


:roll2: :rolls: :roll2: :rolls: :roll2: :rolls: :roll2: :rolls: :roll2: :rolls:

Oh the insanity!!!!!!!!!


Insanity? What's she talking about? :dunno:

Anyway, I understand your reservations Andria, but I think the music is the important thing here. So grab that bamboo and start whacking. I believe in you.
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Postby jm513 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:22 am

You guys realize that if we ever do get to meet up for a show somewhere - you guys have to perfrom as well!!!!????

I think you might be just as funny as FOTC!!!!!!
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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:24 am

jm513 wrote:You guys realize that if we ever do get to meet up for a show somewhere - you guys have to perfrom as well!!!!????

I think you might be just as funny as FOTC!!!!!!


Wow... maybe we can be the opening act for the opening act at the Bic Runga concerts? We can open for FoTC and FoTC can open for Bic.

Indy? Make it happen!!!!!! Go forth and manage!
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Postby Andria » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:24 am

jm513 wrote:You guys realize that if we ever do get to meet up for a show somewhere - you guys have to perfrom as well!!!!????

I think you might be just as funny as FOTC!!!!!!


What?! Can I perform behind the curtain with Ellen?
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Postby jm513 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:25 am

or at least just manage......

Ok, so that was funnier in my head.....

on second edit -I forgot to put on edit above the previous sentence....
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Postby Andria » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:26 am

Go forth! Email Brian, he might go for it
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Postby indigo_jones » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:26 am

Gayle wrote:
jm513 wrote:You guys realize that if we ever do get to meet up for a show somewhere - you guys have to perfrom as well!!!!????

I think you might be just as funny as FOTC!!!!!!


Wow... maybe we can be the opening act for the opening act at the Bic Runga concerts? We can open for FoTC and FoTC can open for Bic.

Indy? Make it happen!!!!!! Go forth and manage!

Oh, I am all OVER this! Love the idea!

Forget going through Brian. I'm going straight to the guys themselves! They're easy to talk into all sorts of contractual things! :wink:
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Postby Andria » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:27 am

jm513 wrote:or at least just manage......

Ok, so that was funnier in my head.....

on second edit -I forgot to put on edit above the previous sentence....


I thought it was funny. :D
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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:28 am

Andria wrote:
jm513 wrote:You guys realize that if we ever do get to meet up for a show somewhere - you guys have to perfrom as well!!!!????

I think you might be just as funny as FOTC!!!!!!


What?! Can I perform behind the curtain with Ellen?


You can stand behind me. That way you won't be seen and you can prop me up should I pass out again. Just whack the bra from behind.
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Postby jm513 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:28 am

Andria wrote:
jm513 wrote:or at least just manage......

Ok, so that was funnier in my head.....

on second edit -I forgot to put on edit above the previous sentence....


I thought it was funny. :D


Thanks Andria!! :D
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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:29 am

Andria wrote:
jm513 wrote:or at least just manage......

Ok, so that was funnier in my head.....

on second edit -I forgot to put on edit above the previous sentence....


I thought it was funny. :D


Me too :D
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Postby Andria » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:31 am

OOoh, Jones - going the Josh route, huh? Want to get to know the guys one on one...

Okay, Gayle - I'll stand behind you and whack your coconuts...:rolls:
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Postby Gayle » Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:32 am

indigo_jones wrote:Oh, I am all OVER this! Love the idea!

Forget going through Brian. I'm going straight to the guys themselves! They're easy to talk into all sorts of contractual things! :wink:


Good point! Perhaps they will throw in some free flyers as part of the deal. I'd appreciate tha... *thud*
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