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Sherry
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This forum needs a Hoff thread of its very own

Postby Sherry » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:04 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

O yes indeed.

Why? I hear you wail. Why not I say! :rolls:

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Actually, because its class laughter material. And because he is The Hoff!

Read some news blurb here

He is fronting an ad campaign in the UK atm. I collected the freebie cards at the cinema the other day. Its ok, you don't need to panic, I shall be taking lots of pics of the said postcards and will upload them here tomorrow so you can all see The Hoff in all his glory. Its ok, you don't need to thank me

:adoration:

And you can view the advert here - really, its priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jphpzjar2y4

Here is the Jump In My Car clip if you are still curious :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAbfVSxV ... hoff%20car

Ladies? Hello? :eyebrow:

:thud:

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Postby Andria » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:41 pm

*runs screaming into the sunset*
I'll take your body and cover it with honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you're covered in money, honey. -FotC

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Postby Klok » Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:49 pm

*runs screaming into the sunset*


*follows after Andria*
A brilliant Scrubs quote.

Elliot: My life is a mess!
J.D.: At least you're pretty.
Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent!
Carla: It does for my sister.
Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute?
Carla: She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.

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Postby Johnnyp » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:18 am

building alter

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Postby Pineapple » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:50 am

Johnnyp wrote:building alter


Altar?

I love the Hoff. Knight Rider is almost my favourite part of the school holidays. 1pm weekdays, oh yeah, KITT and Michael Knight.
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'Along comes Michael... On his bicycle... Lookin' as cool as a Fisher and Paykel...'

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Postby Johnnyp » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:47 pm

Pineapple wrote:
Johnnyp wrote:building alter


Altar?

I love the Hoff. Knight Rider is almost my favourite part of the school holidays. 1pm weekdays, oh yeah, KITT and Michael Knight.


That too. :lol:

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Postby thirtyhelens » Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:25 am

Good thread.

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'Nuff said. ;)
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Postby ParanoidAndroid » Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:34 pm

Excuse the profanity...
http://users.abac.com/myraa/kitty/hasselhoff.jpg
Didn't want to post the image because of it...
:lol:
Yeah, Senior year of high school I was in the bathroom doing bathroomy things and my brother slipped a printout of that image under the door. Would have peed my pants...thank goodness I was in the right place!
That same night i took it to Disneyland for the Grad Nite event and randomly flashed the printout to people. :lol:
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Postby Marmalade » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:16 pm

Well I have a friend who lives in the UK & she always talks about the Hoff too!! He must be a helluva lot bigger there than in the US...scary :shock:
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Marmalade
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Postby Marmalade » Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:46 pm

Sherry...this would probably interest you. I heard this morning on the radio that DH & his wife have settled their divorce. They are basically splitting everything..except he gets exclusive use of the name "THE HOFF"!!! :lol:

You just can't make stuff like this up!!

http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/04/60724/index.html
Get your hand off my tail... You’ll make it dirty.

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Postby H.... » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:19 pm

After me and a few friend failed to get 'Jump In My Car' to the number 1 spot in the UK, I'm glad to find another place to find some Hoff lovers.
Throw us your potatoes!

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Postby indigo_jones » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:29 am

Well, I don't know if Hoff "lovers" is the right term for it ... :lol:
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

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Postby H.... » Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:04 pm

indigo_jones wrote:Well, I don't know if Hoff "lovers" is the right term for it ... :lol:


Ooer! When I went to Berlin last year, all I could hear in my head was 'I've been searching for FREEDOM' in my head every time that I passed a bit of the Berlin wall. As you can imagine, it happened ALOT!
Throw us your potatoes!

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Re: This forum needs a Hoff thread of its very own

Postby indigo_jones » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:04 pm

I thought I'd revive this one, just in case all the newbies haven't been scarred for life by the hypnotic Hoff. :rolleyes: :shock: 8)
Did you have this in a larger size, Sherry?
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

"The forecast for Jemaine today is clean-shaven with a chance of stubble. Scattered stubble throughout the week, resulting in a 60% chance of beard early next week." - mohumbhai mania

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Re: This forum needs a Hoff thread of its very own

Postby Sherry » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:19 pm

Why Indy, I thought you'd never ask :twisted:

In all his glory

:suckers:

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