Best quotes/lines from season 2

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby songbird » Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:52 pm

biscuit wrote:Bret's fake answer phone message, where he pretends to be Keitha breaking it off with Jem :lol:

I've seen that episode a hundred times, and I laugh hysterically every time that scene comes on. I particularly love Bret's face during the whole thing, where he has that expression of shock and disgust that Keitha would do something like that. Priceless :roll2:
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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby mohumbhai mania » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:59 pm

Yes, and he's going "ah, naw! Did you hear that Jemaine?"
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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby bibliaddict » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:34 pm

In "Wingmen," when Bret is stalling for time before approaching the girl he has a crush on, he and Jemaine are hiding behind a hamster cage: "Take a picture of me with the budget bears."
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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby LikeACurry » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:35 pm

From Murray takes it to the next level: Murray says tells the guys they can be like the characters from the tv show 'Friends'...

J- Can I be Chandler?
M- No I'm Chandler
J- But I'm more like Chandler. I say witty things...I have wittisms.
M- No you don't
J- Yia, I'm sarcastic
M- You're mopey
J- I'll just say something sarcastic and everyone will not really notice but people watching will really appreciate it.

Same episode...the guys meet Murray's best friend Jim

Jim- So Jemaine, what do you call that style of haircut?
J- Uh, Bret cut it ask him
Jim- Bret?
B- Uh, I just call it 'the Jemaine'
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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby helgecko » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:32 am


*tries not to spend too much time imagining Bret cutting Jemaine's hair...*
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