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Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby Sherry » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:20 am

Season 1 had some memorable quotes. What in season 2 so far has done it for you. Feel free to list as many as you can think of :)

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby kellysouthpaw » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:34 am

I already know which one you're looking for, Sherry. :) So I'll just come out with it first

"Garfunkling"

I also love the ENTIRE conversation that takes place in "Unnatural Love" both on the camera phone in Keitha's apartment, in the doctor's office, and in the restaurant (when Jemaine's in the Crocodile Dundee outfit). Basically just the entire "Unnatural Love" episode in general :)

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby SheWolf » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:01 pm

The first thing that comes to mind is "Why did I get double stuffed?"
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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby mohumbhai mania » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:12 pm

sung: "can Australians feel love?"

Dave: "That is weird. It's also the most blooming awesome thing I heard in my life"

Karen: "Don't talk. Don't sing"

Bret: "YOU be the prostitute"

Murray: "A taste of your own "dick" medicine".
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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby WomanInThePark » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:47 pm

"Sometimes I glue, when I'm pressed for time."
Beth, did you really need to fake your death?

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby poptartgirl » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:45 am

B: Jemaine, I don't think we're gonna get sex AND get paid.

J : Why not ?

B : Because we never get sex or get paid.
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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby onlyalways » Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:54 am

"Did you use protection?"
"Yes, but only on my penis."

"Its like that movie, Interracial Hole Stretchers 2. She was white, and they were black. But it didn't matter in the end, did it? Because they were in love."

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby MissBoo » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:11 pm

From A Good Opportunity:

Murray: "This Polish one is what’s known as a cover version. Now, the only problem is, this cover version came out 13 years before the Crazy Dogggz’s original version. So my question to you is: is that bad? Or do you think that’s normal? "

From A New Cup:

Murray: “Why would someone want to scam me, Jemaine? And on the Internet service, one of the trusted things of today’s society?” - it's more his delivery of this line that makes me laugh so hard.

Murray just kills me though, as soon as I see him in a scene I start laughing.

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby ASmallTurnip » Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:26 pm

I'm a total sucker for Sarkies' stuff from New Cup:



Jemaine: It's dark, Bret.

Bret: Yeah, I know.

Jemaine: What expression's on your face?

Bret: Um, guilty expression. What expression's on your face?

Jemaine: Sad because we don't have any electricity, but satisfied because I was right about the cup.

Bret: That's a weird expression.



And


Mel: Unless I feel something, I guess I'm not going to be able to pay you $30.

Jemaine: [pushing Bret aside] I'll do it.

[begins gingerly karate-chopping her shoulders]

Mel: Ohhhhh. Oh yeah. Oh you are good at this. You're like a samurai, a massage samurai.

Jemaine: [at Doug] I'm just patting her.

Mel: I feel like I've hired a gigolo. I'm just kidding! I would never hire-I mean, I would, I would, but I wouldn't pay you... (I would. I would pay you so much money.) I'm just kidding! That's not who I am, that's not what I'm about. I'm joking! (I'm not.) I am. (I'm not.) Oh wow.....



God, Kristen Schaal is so brilliant at delivering this stuff.

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby yvettiefred » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:21 pm

not enough ladies, too many mans

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby ardy » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:16 pm

the man-ho scene where jemaine is talking to his 'client' in the hotel room:

J: "I have a few rules. One, no laughing, especially during, ok? It puts me off."
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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby ufotofu » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:06 am

So much to choose from, but what tickled me, in no particular order:

Not so much a line, but the expression on Jemaine's face when he awakens with Keitha and realizes he's in Kiwi hell (poster of Ayre's rock behind him, koala and kangaroo stuffed animals and lying underneath an Australian Flag blanket), later to be greeted by her:

'Jesus, got a tongue like a badger's asshole.'

As long as I'm on the orifice theme, the lyrics in 'Hurt Feelings'

"I feel like a Prize asshole,
No one even mentions my casserole,
You could have said something nice about my profiteroles" and later:

"The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum" (while clutching the phone and wearing a paper crown)

After the song, Murray summing up with:

"Well, yes, all good examples"

Later in the episode, Dave relating:

"I heard of one rapper - he chopped off this guy's whole body off (followed by the hilarious explanation)'

"Mona, you told me you were in a coma"

From the Korean Karaoke:

The line 'Sometimes the taste is likened to milk of a cow that has done nothing wrong'

Not so much the line, but the idea of the tribute group also splitting up, when Jemaine asks Bret if he's doing Paul Simon's solo stuff:

"No"

In the first episode:

J: Nah, my father's a women's rights activist.
B: Your Dad? Not your mom?
J: No, Dad wouldn't allow that. No way.
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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby TheFool » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:04 am

My signature.

Most anything out of the pepileptic dog songs.
and there's a Labrador, that's shakin' on the floor

Chinatown sir, and do not delay.

definitely don't do that

mum and dad guitars

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby Venus » Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:37 pm

Haha you guys have captured some brilliant quotes. Here are some of my personal faves, sorry they may not be accurate.

Murray: A taste of your own dick medicine

Keitha: I'm gonna go to the dunny, gotta murder a brown snake
Murray: Oh God...

Keitha: Nah mostly it's cos they think you're a dick you know with the dick-ish glasses and that
Jemaine: No, it's mainly because they think our races shouldn't mix
Keitha: Nah, mostly it's cos they think I've rooted better lookin' fellas when I've been too drunk to speak

Jemaine: Come on and make a donation and save a shaky dalmation

The powerpoint slide in the background whilst they perfomed the song for epileptic dogs: Bitches are prone to seizures

Bret:
Make sure you know before you go the dancefloor bro-ho ratio
5 to 1 is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
20 dudes in a conga line

Jemaine:
Too many men,
Too many boys,
Too many misters,
Not enough sisters,
Too much time on too many hands,
Not enough ladies,
Too many mans
...Too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs, now sing this song

Jemaine: Why did I get double stuffed?

Choir of Ex-Girlfriends: He doesn't cook or clean, he's not good boyfriend material
Jemaine: Oooh we can eat cereal

Jemaine: Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze
Choir of Ex-Girlfriends: He said the same thing to me
Jemaine: How can we ever know if I'm the right person in this world?
Choir of Ex-Girlfriends: He means he looks at other girls
Jemaine: Love is a mystery, it does not follow a rule
Choir of Ex-Girlfriends: This guy is a fool. He'll always be a boy he's a man who never grew up
Jemaine: I thought I told you to shut uhh-uuup

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Re: Best quotes/lines from season 2

Postby ardy » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:26 pm

jemaine's facial expression while
singing the line "i thought i told you to shad-uh-uh-up"
is worthy of so many repeats...
specially in super slo-mo....
...Detroit - City of Tomorrow...

take this sinking boat and point it home..we've still got time...


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