Favorite parts from "Wingmen":
Bret: I've got a girlfriend.
Bret: Well, no not completely a girlfriend. She doesn't know I exist.
Dave: But you do, you do exist don't you?
Bret: Yeah, I exist.
Dave: But you guys said you didn't exist before.
Bret and Jemaine: Yeah, we exist.
Dave: Then why'd you tell me you were from Never Never Land?
Bret and Jemaine: New Zealand.
Dave: But you said you guys flew here.
Jemaine: On a plane. On a plane, Dave.
Dave: Women like three things: men in kilts, Southern Comfort, and Chris Isaak's Wicked Game.
Bret: He does know more than you.
Jemaine: I think you're oversimplifying women.
Jemaine: Where does she work, this girl?
Bret: She works down at the cheap zoo.
Jemaine: The pet store?
From "Unnatural Love":
Well, of course the whole scene between Bret and Jemaine at the beginning which has already been mentioned and when Bret and Murray meet Keitha and she says she sounds like Marilyn Monroe and Murray's like "Yeah, I suppose, if you squint your ears."