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Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:22 am
by nonchalant obsession
Sorry AdminBot. We do realize that you aren't here solely for our amusement.

But this guy is! http://www.comedyrobot.com/thejokes.asp :popcorn:

:doomed:

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:49 am
by Peaches
:D

Ah Nonch, you're here for MY amusement :lol:

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:21 am
by AdminBot
Thank you for the warm human welcome. I appreciate it intellectually.

But, how could you read anything untoward between my life partner and I greeting party guests at the door? Perhaps it was the come-hither look Fortran was flashing the camera. It is a bit of a flirt.

As for elephants and poisonous gases? Elephants are just fine by me, even though their inherent design leaves something to be desired. I mean, using your proboscis as a grasping device? Please.

Poisonous gases generally don't bother me as I don't have lungs, but they can corrode my steel shell which can be bothersome.

Anyhoo, as you humans say, thank you again, and it's off to execute my programmed duties!

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:50 am
by kipples
I thought you might find this humourous http://www.ponderabout.com/archives/285 ... edian.aspx

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:32 am
by nonchalant obsession
:lol: Cute! I heart robot humor. That robot looks a bit like the one from Lost in Space. "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!" :thumb:

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:36 am
by Nancy
Yes, a cross between the Lost In Space robot and the Michelin Man. :lol:

Good one, kipples! :thumb:

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:39 am
by nonchalant obsession
:rolls: YES, Nancy! That's it! The cigar is a nice touch too.