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Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:06 am
by AdminBot
Hello!

Mohumbhai Mania thought it would be a good idea to hire on a dispassionate automaton to help her administer the board in the wake of Sherry's departure. So let me introduce myself. I'm AdminBot1353, but I understand it's casual here, so please call me AdminBot.

I hope to just hang out in the background unless the forum rules (here: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2928) are flagrantly violated. Then I will come stomping out. I wish I could cavort or gambol, but my construction unfortunately does not allow for that.

I also can be very helpful in starting threads, adding members, resetting passwords, granting permissions, and fixing up little board matters here and there. If you have questions about anything, please contact me via my private message box or post a question in open forum. I hope to have e-mail soon. I'll also occasionally post an "ask AdminBot" thread in case you have any burning questions you'd like to ask me.

Here is a picture of me in my rec room enjoying my many hobbies.
Adminbot1353-1.jpg


Cheers!
AdminBot1353

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:15 am
by mockingbird
AdminBot wrote:I understand it's casual here, so please call me AdminBot.

Affirmative.

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:18 am
by AdminBot
I feel like we're all ro-bros here, so "yes" is also a colloquial alternative. :D

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:21 am
by mockingbird
Good to know. ;)

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:21 am
by nonchalant obsession
Welcome, AdminBot!

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As a courtesy to any of my fellow humans that aren't fluent in binary, here is a handy translator. Simply copy and paste... http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayG ... o_Text.asp

Oh, and AdminBot...Want to hear a joke?

Do you know where steel wool comes from?

Robot sheep! :D

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:16 am
by Peaches
Haha love it Nonch ;D

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:14 am
by Great H
nonchalant obsession wrote:01010011011011110010110000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110000101110010011001010010
00000110000100100000011011010110111101100100011001010110110000100000001100010011001100110101
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:roll2: :rolls:

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:34 pm
by AdminBot
Ah, thank you for making me feel welcome! I'll stick to puny human language for the most part, but since you are fluent (with only a trace of an accent) here's something for you:

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For translation: http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayG ... o_Text.asp

LMRAO at the joke!

Here's one for you from my favorite robot jokebook http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/8J.AlexBoyd.html:

"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."

Off to execute my maintenance subroutines!

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:18 pm
by mockingbird
Tell us the truth... you're really Rhys Darby aren't you.

http://comedians.jokes.com/rhys-darby/v ... by---robot

:roll: Robot humor. :wink:

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:59 pm
by nonchalant obsession
AdminBot, I appreciate your condescending to communicate in the human language...and English no less. Certainly one of the most illogical writing systems ever fashioned.

I look forward to the "Ask AdminBot" thread as I've long puzzled over the translation of a phrase from the song "Robots/The Humans are Dead".

Bretbot :heart: verbalizes the following lyric in your native tongue... "00000010000001100000011100001111"

which roughly translates to...



:puzzled: maybe it's the New Zealand accent?

Congratulations on the life partner thing! I'll bet it's not always easy for a mixed race couple. (is Fourtran Four a drone? a droid? a floppy disc monitor?) The long power chord is impressive, certainly! Tell me do humanoid type robot's like yourself, or I don't know...say....Bretbots....ever hook up with mere mortals? Did you ever meet R2D2, T-1000 or Dot Matrix? ...Or are these types of inquiries not exactly what you meant by "burning questions" in your first post? :lol:



Oh man, I must see Rhys live someday. He slays me. :roll2: (not literally AdminBot...put down the cattle prod)



Todays robot joke...

What’s Silver and Lies in the Grass ?

R2 Doo Doo…

:P

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:56 pm
by Deirdre
Good to meet ya. Sorry, I got no robot humor today. I'm so tired. :zzz:

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:46 pm
by DaMango
Hello, AdminBot! :wave: Welcome aboard!

Just curious, what are your feelings on poisonous gases? :hrm:

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:53 pm
by kipples
Welcome AdminBot!

DaMango wrote:
Just curious, what are your feelings on poisonous gases? :hrm:


...and elephants?

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:37 am
by Nancy
:rolls: :roll2: :bounce:

Re: Greetings, Humans!

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:39 am
by mockingbird
Hey AdminBot - this is a PG-13 rated board. Whatever you and Fourtran do in the privacy of your own home is fine, but we don't need to see graphic photos of your robot-robot twosome on the board. In other words, skedaddle with that cattle prod. ;)