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Postby Sherry » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:53 am

beck wrote:Life would be excellent if everything came in spray cans. Cheese, shaving cream, hairspray, toothpaste, cat food, batteries, tampons, socks, sheets, telephones, cars. All I can see is convenience.


*mental image* :shock: :shock: :shock: Make it go away :doomed:

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Postby Andria » Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:27 pm

Sherry wrote:
beck wrote:Life would be excellent if everything came in spray cans. Cheese, shaving cream, hairspray, toothpaste, cat food, batteries, tampons, socks, sheets, telephones, cars. All I can see is convenience.


*mental image* :shock: :shock: :shock: Make it go away :doomed:


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Postby Pineapple » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:10 pm

beck wrote:Life would be excellent if everything came in spray cans. Cheese, shaving cream, hairspray, toothpaste, cat food, batteries, tampons, socks, sheets, telephones, cars. All I can see is convenience.


I'm just picturing the catfood... that would be SO MUCH EASIER!

Spray on socks :shock:
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Postby beck » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:28 am

Spray on socks would be wicked! That's it. I'm dedicating my life to inventing that. And if any of you punks take that away from me, you'll have my posse to answer to. Oh yeah, I have a posse.

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Postby relative2bret » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:22 am

Spray on undies could be fun!

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Postby indigo_jones » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:27 pm

I'm assuming the spray-on socks are disposable (and biodegradable, of course), so that you no longer have to worry about turning socks right side out anymore. I hate doing that.

I'll be your first customer, beck!

I'm thinking spray-on undies could be handy for when you don't quite get around to doing the laundry and you're left with the pairs that you only pull out in desperation when you've got nothing left! :lol:
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Postby Johnnyp » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:16 pm

indigo_jones wrote:
I'm thinking spray-on undies could be handy for when you don't quite get around to doing the laundry and you're left with the pairs that you only pull out in desperation when you've got nothing left! :lol:


Those are the only kind I have.


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