Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

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Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby SuzyBatt » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:12 am

While we wait for the Breterosexuals to put together their exhaustive Bret Tour Shirt Smackdown I decided to take it upon myself to try my hand at the Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown.

I decided to go for the exhaustive range of outfits on Bret. As with Jemaine, there is a lot of layering and shirts that come back with the different jackets, vests, etc. I decided to include them ALL. So rather than being the Bret shirt smackdown, it’s the Bret ‘look’ smackdown (socks not included). As SheWolf did for the Jemaine Shirt Smackdowns, I am not necessarily including shirts the first time they appear, but rather choosing the best shot I could get for each.

Oh, and when I say Bret's 'look', I don’t mean ‘the look’ :lol:
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It will play out about the same as the Jemaine Shirt Smackdown. There will be about 6 or 7 shirts per round – and there will be A LOT of rounds (this may even take us into the release of the season 2 DVD). Voting will be about 24 hours to about 11 p.m. E.S.T. each day - that's about 25 hours from now (RL permitting).

And before we go on I am indebted to Hellomyfriend, a member here. She posted Bret-centric screencaps for ALL of season 1 last year, and I happened to come across them. She likely saved me a couple days work, especially when I suddenly discovered that I didn’t even know how screencap from the DVD on my Mac after I’d already committed to doing this :doh:.

Ok, so here we go
ROUND ONE OF THE SEASON 1 BRET 'LOOK' SMACKDOWN (all from ‘Sally’)
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby vmh » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:15 am

I'll go with #7. Hair helmet + Trachtenberg Family Slideshow Players tee = a winner in my book.
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby CailenBraern » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:24 am

This is much tougher than the other smackdowns...


After much thought, I think I'm going to settle for #1
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby LikeACurry » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:26 am

He looks great in flannel (& he kinda reminds me of Eddie Vedder when he wears flannel ) but I love the Rap Dancin shirt so I'll go with #3.
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby Ozpot » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:30 am

#6. That Bretski knows how to work a suit. :waggle:
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby nonchalant obsession » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:31 am

SuzyBatt. My head just exploded. Nice work! :supz:

I don't know how I can ever chose from 1, 3, 4, 6 or 7. And I want to jump into my screen for 2 (just to have a lie down), and 5 for a cuddle.

Too hard.

:woohoo: <---That was me as I looked at 1, 3, 4, 6 & 7. How can I chose? This will take me some time...
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby SuzyBatt » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:34 am

Take your time Nonch. Haven't decided yet either.

And I think I got my math all messed up! Should have gone with only 6! :doh: Oh well, I'll try to make it easier for y'all for the next 10 or so rounds! (seriously, where does he keep all those clothes?)

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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby bakergirl30 » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:35 am

He looks viry good in all of them.. But I'll have to go with #5! :P
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby funny schipperke » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:36 am

Ooh... this is going to be really tough... Bret has some great t-shirts.
For this round, I have to agree with vmh, love the hair helmet + Trachtenberg Family Slideshow Players tee combo. #7! :D
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby Panda..ness » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:37 am

too hard! i love all of what bret wears really!
but ill go with #1!
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby Faith » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:52 am

This is hard. I've got it narrowed down to 3,6, & 7. While I will always love the Rap Dancin' tee, Bret looks really good in a suit and I feel like I'd just be voting for the hair helmet in the last one, so I think I'm going to vote for #6.

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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby deliriumtree » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:41 am

3! Always liked that shirt. :D
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby kellysouthpaw » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:45 am

#5!

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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby nonchalant obsession » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:45 am

SuzyBatt wrote:...I decided to include them ALL. So rather than being the Bret shirt smackdown, it’s the Bret ‘look’ smackdown (socks not included).

:rolls: Socks later, maybe? :wink:
SuzyBatt wrote:Oh, and when I say Bret's 'look', I don’t mean ‘the look’ :lol:
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Update: I've eliminated one shirt.
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Re: Season 1 Bret ‘Look’ Smackdown

Postby Carol » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:53 am

#3 Love it!
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