Guys, can you please post the previous sentences and bold your addition? Makes it easier to read and continue accordingly. We're not doing so well on the grammatically correct thing.
He stumbles onto a person where he buys ham? Colour me confused!
Wearing his stripey leg warmers, which are quite amusing, Bret cartwheels onto Frosty the Snow chick, where he buys a ham. Hungrily snow femme...
(Sean, yours doesn't quite fit, care to redo?)