"I see what you're doing. No way, man. I'll get it for you. I'll get it for you."
"The eggs looked really nice, like your lips. Your lips look delicious like--as delicious as the eggs. Probably more delicious."
"I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the deepest ocean. I'd walk along the longest path to be with you, if you want me to. ... I'd solve the hardest puzzle and read the boringest book. I'd hold the hottest substance. ... I'd solve the hardest puzzle. I'd race the fastest animal. Eat the biggest meal to be with you, Cocooooo."
"She has a rash that she doesn't tell anyone about."
"See you later, dickheads!"
"Dear Jemaine, By the time you read this, I will be far far away at Coco's house and I will no longer be residing ... and that is just one of the reasons why I'm moving out. You didn't seem to understand th-- ... And the most important thing for me to say is that ... Do you remember the time that seagull ... ? ... Yours sincerely, Bret"
"I'm not gonna kill her man."
"Shush, baby. ... Shush."