Bret's Fly Booty

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Bret's Fly Booty

Postby indigo_jones » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:28 pm

As /me mentioned elsewhere, there's nothing wrong with hetero guys (or anyone, for that matter) praising Bret's fly booty, so I thought I'd offer some inspiration, in case anyone wants to put into words or song just how fly said booty is.

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Postby Gayle » Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:31 pm

He is so very cute. And truly does have a fly booty. :D
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Bump and grind...

Postby Andria » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:27 pm

Thanks for the inspiration, Jones. :D
I am already feeling quite naughty for checking in on the forum from the Circulation :type: computer from work, so whilst I am feeling this way...
I'd rewind and "frame by frame decipher every bump and every grind" of that fly booty any day. :hello:

Where do you find such fly bootay pictures?!
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Postby indigo_jones » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:53 pm

I'd rewind and "frame by frame decipher every bump and every grind" of that fly booty any day.

Sing it, sistah! :D

I got the photos from the official Video Kid website. There's a bunch of cool shots. It's where I got my avatar pic, too. Appropriately located at www.videokid.tv. Hee!
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

"The forecast for Jemaine today is clean-shaven with a chance of stubble. Scattered stubble throughout the week, resulting in a 60% chance of beard early next week." - mohumbhai mania

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Postby indigo_jones » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:08 am

He is so very cute. And truly does have a fly booty.

He's dreamy! :heart: :eyelashes:
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

"The forecast for Jemaine today is clean-shaven with a chance of stubble. Scattered stubble throughout the week, resulting in a 60% chance of beard early next week." - mohumbhai mania

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Postby Andria » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:10 am

Where is Amaria these days? She would be all over this thread! :wink:

We are missing our third A! *sniff*
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Postby Gayle » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:11 am

Happy Flyday!

I'm tryin t0 c0in a new w0rd (and type with0ut the pr0per keys. rrrrrrrr)
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Postby indigo_jones » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:13 am

I know! Our closet Bret fan doesn't even post here (I'm looking at you, /me :eyebrow: ), so we need Amaria to help pad the numbers!

Bret needs you, Amaria!
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

"The forecast for Jemaine today is clean-shaven with a chance of stubble. Scattered stubble throughout the week, resulting in a 60% chance of beard early next week." - mohumbhai mania

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Postby Andria » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:17 am

indigo_jones wrote:I know! Our closet Bret fan doesn't even post here (I'm looking at you, /me :eyebrow: ), so we need Amaria to help pad the numbers!

Bret needs you, Amaria!


Yeah, yeah! Give /me the :eyebrow: and the scary mafia :waiting: smileys! Amaria, where are you?! *L*
I'll take your body and cover it with honey, then stick some money to the honey, now you're covered in money, honey. -FotC

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Postby hellomyfriend » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:39 am

It's unfair to mention the flyness of the Bret booty without a offering a demonstration of its talents:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmiQP_gBZiU

:D


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