Bret's Birthday 2009

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby helgecko » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:52 am

vmh wrote:But whatever you do, don't show them the noseless Jemaine-ocado. I have to admit, that one made me feel weird.

Oh dear god. I just nearly died choking back laughter in the office.
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby Peripeteia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:53 am

Yis I second (or third :rolleyes: ) that :hammer: . Go for it Mock!
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby mockingbird » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:58 am

Peripeteia wrote:Holy Guacamole! (pun intended) I love it!!! :clap:

Ha ha ha! Boooo.

Speaking of puns, let me tell you what hubby did... while I was at my daughter's dance class, he took a picture of Artichoke Bret and Jemaine Avocado in the compost pot, where I had placed them earlier. (I know, the indignities continue. :roll:) The reason he did this, he told me proudly, was so I could post it here with the title.... are you ready?.......can you guess it?........... Flight of the Compost. And that, ladies, is why I married him. :heart:

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby mockingbird » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:01 am

vmh wrote:But whatever you do, don't show them the noseless Jemaine-ocado. I have to admit, that one made me feel weird.

Hee heee! I dunno, I thought he looked kinda Mod. ;) The whole thing is disturbing but the noseless one had a certain... *expression* that I thought was kind of Jemaine-like. For an avocado.

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby bakergirl30 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:05 am

mockingbird wrote:
Peripeteia wrote:Holy Guacamole! (pun intended) I love it!!! :clap:

Ha ha ha! Boooo.

Speaking of puns, let me tell you what hubby did... while I was at my daughter's dance class, he took a picture of Artichoke Bret and Jemaine Avocado in the compost pot, where I had placed them earlier. (I know, the indignities continue. :roll:) The reason he did this, he told me proudly, was so I could post it here with the title.... are you ready?.......can you guess it?........... Flight of the Compost. And that, ladies, is why I married him. :heart:

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby eorious » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:07 am

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There is something about the texture of the avocado that is really, really wrong. :lol: He looks like some kind of zombie Muppet.


Oh dear...and I used to LOVE avocados...up until about a minute ago :rolls: . :shock:
Zombie Muppet really does nail it. But I am VERY impressed at your skills. The way you formed his hair and features out of the avocado skin, it's very well done.

Personally, I see him as maybe more of a bell pepper, but I don't think I'm talented enough to even attempt it. :roll:

Oh, it's so sad to see them in the bin.... :cry:

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby Peripeteia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:07 am

Recycling....not part of the foreplay but still very important!
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby bakergirl30 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:12 am

Peripeteia wrote:Recycling....not part of the foreplay but still very important!

:rolls: :roll2: :nod:
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby mockingbird » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:16 am

eorious wrote:Oh, it's so sad to see them in the bin.... :cry:

I know, isn't it? :( But it was either that or let them rot on my counter. I suppose I could have eaten them but at this point I don't consider them food anymore, lol.
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby vmh » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:17 am

I just wanted to compare avocado Jemaine to the real Jemaine. Sorry, guys.
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James Bobin: “It’s like a five-year-old and a three-year-old. Jemaine’s the five-year-old, and Bret’s the three-year-old. They’re both wrong, but the five-year-old thinks he’s right.”

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby bakergirl30 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:19 am

No no Im glad you did!! I have to say Mock did a VIRY good job.. WOW...
Even the head is facing the same direction..
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby mockingbird » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:23 am

BWAAAHH! :rolls: I'm starting to see where mohumbhai was coming from with the Hubbard squash. :hrm:

edit - baker, that's all vmh... she picked a great comparison pic. Avocado Jem came straight from the depths of my mind, lol.

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby Corrine » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:24 am

Wow, Mock, you have a gift for Food Fan Art!! :D Hee, hee, this is so silly, it's hilarious. You even got Jemaine's hair part correct.
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby Peripeteia » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:28 am

I like to refer to them as Bretichoke and Jemocado....may they R.I.P. But still, quite yummy the both of them! :D
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby bakergirl30 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:32 am

mockingbird wrote:BWAAAHH! :rolls: I'm starting to see where mohumbhai was coming from with the Hubbard squash. :hrm:

edit - baker, that's all vmh... she picked a great comparison pic. Avocado Jem came straight from the depths of my mind, lol.


ahh yis yis. sorry. Well then great job with the comparison pic vmh! :P
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