Bret's Birthday 2009

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby eorious » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:10 am

mockingbird wrote:
Ozpot wrote: his "look"

You mean his lazy eye? Yeah Artichoke Bret's got a slightly lazy eye... I think it's hot the way he looks left a lot. :lol:


:roll2: :purple:

I'm literally crying that made me laugh so hard....I'm starting to think I need to hit the Bret threads more often...

Mock, your Bretichoke really does capture the way he looks when he's got the mutton chops instead of the beard. Well done. :clap:
I'm kinda scared to see what you'd come up with for Jemaine though. I might never be able to eat a salad again. :worry:

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby helgecko » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:15 am

Ozpot wrote:I can picture him with a puffy, cute grin on his face while looking at himself as an artichoke, with bright pink cheeks. :P

sounds like you think he's got a case of the mumps :wink:
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby Sherry » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:55 am

mockingbird wrote:I know, I have this almost pathological urge to represent the guys in food. Don't look too deeply into that, folks. ;)


Too late :lol:

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby LikeACurry » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:19 am

mockingbird wrote:
Ozpot wrote: his "look"

You mean his lazy eye? Yeah Artichoke Bret's got a slightly lazy eye... I think it's hot the way he looks left a lot. :lol:



Geez Mock, you funny :roll2:
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby biscuit » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:41 am

mockingbird wrote:Nice ukecake. :clap: I am a bit leery of the brown frosting, though.

So, I learned two things today. Turning vegetables into passable renditions of Bret and Jemaine is harder than it sounds, and Joost Elffers deserves every penny he gets paid, lol.

Behold! Artichoke Bret!

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Ha ha ha ha ha! This looks nothing like Bret! :lol: I still kinda like it though. So, Happy Bithday Bret. I hope you don't already have one. ;)


:roll2: Mock, you're a genius! :rolls:
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby indigo_jones » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:54 am

Brava, mockingbird, brava! :prayer:
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby trefusis » Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:25 pm

:rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

How will I ever peel an innocent artichoke again?
That's the conclusion that I've come to, but...

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby Ozpot » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:08 pm

I'll never look at artichokes the same way again. :shock:
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby Peripeteia » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:32 pm

HAHAHAH!!!! Mock! I love the pointy chin :thumb:
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby mockingbird » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:59 pm

<--------------Hey! Check out my new status! Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh Sherry..... now I have a reputation! :lol:

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby mockingbird » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:03 pm

eorious wrote:I'm kinda scared to see what you'd come up with for Jemaine though. I might never be able to eat a salad again. :worry:

I actually did make a Jemaine, and you *should* be scared, lol. I didn't post it because while it's pretty funny, it's kind of disturbing as well. :worry: :lol: He's an avocado and I don't think that was the best choice for Jemaine.... maybe a coconut? :hrm: :lol:

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby mohumbhai mania » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:19 pm

I almost think that a Hubbard squash would get the right squareness.

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby vmh » Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:17 am

mockingbird wrote:
eorious wrote:I'm kinda scared to see what you'd come up with for Jemaine though. I might never be able to eat a salad again. :worry:

I actually did make a Jemaine, and you *should* be scared, lol. I didn't post it because while it's pretty funny, it's kind of disturbing as well. :worry: :lol: He's an avocado and I don't think that was the best choice for Jemaine.... maybe a coconut? :hrm: :lol:


Do you have a photo of avocado Jemaine?
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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby mockingbird » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:38 am

Yeeeeeeesssssss....... :worry: I'm reluctant to post it though, it may change the way you look at Jemaine FOR-EVAH. :lol: Besides this is Bret's birthday thread.

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Re: Bret's Birthday 2009

Postby vmh » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:47 am

mockingbird wrote: Besides this is Bret's birthday thread.


Exactly! For the man that has...almost everything, what would be better than giving him the gift of his best mate in avocado form?

mockingbird wrote: Yeeeeeeesssssss....... I'm reluctant to post it though, it may change the way you look at Jemaine FOR-EVAH.


You could always PM it to me and when I think I'm ready and able to handle it, I'll take a gander.
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