Great Bretain: (noun) a beautiful country, desired vacation destination of all Breterosexuals. "She packed her animal shirts and FOTC DVDs for her long awaited trip to Great Bretain."
Bretiful: (adjective) synonymous with beautiful, obviously. "That man has the most bretiful eyelashes I have ever seen!"
Bretection: (noun) The sense of security one feels as a Breterosexual. "I brought pepper spray on my power walk through the rough neighborhood, and wore my Rap Dancin' t-shirt for added bretection."
Celebret: (verb) to celebrate Bret, or to celebrate in a Bret-like fashion. "To celebret the promotion at my sign holding job, I treated myself to a dinner of scrambled eggs and macaroni."
Bretentious: (adjective) creating an appearance of importance or distinction based on one's extensive knowledge of Bret trivia. "The other WTFers found it rather Bretentious when she proceeded to tell them the day and month the photos were taken, based solely on the length of Bret's beard."