Figwit

AKA as the Rhymenoscerous, The Video Kid, Figwit and is one gazillionth of The Wellington Ukulele Orchestra. Yuss him and maybe some invisible people also...
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Re: Figwit

Postby mockingbird » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:59 pm

For some reason I can't see embedded videos. Can you post a plain old link for me nonch, pretty please? :eyelashes:

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Re: Figwit

Postby nonchalant obsession » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:08 pm

Try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTcoJ1TBZ4s

I can't get enough of that. I laugh out loud every time. I LOVE THEM!!!!
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Re: Figwit

Postby mockingbird » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:20 pm

Hee heeee!! :purple: Oh man, I :heart: them too. :lol:

It's becoming clear to me that all Jemaine's work in the acting field has been an effort to compensate for the fact that Bret was in LOTR and he wasn't. ;) :lol:

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Re: Figwit

Postby nonchalant obsession » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:54 pm

:rolls: :rolls: :rolls: :rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

There was a faint recurring theme in the series of Jemaine not being chosen. Perhaps his subconscious is still working through it. :lol:

The sign job:

Casting director at LOTR: "The part is an elf extra, with no lines. You just sit there and look pretty. Do you think you can handle that?"

Jemaine: ...mumbles..."A female mannequin could handle that."

Bret: "I can pout and sit perfectly still sir. It won't be a problem."

The gang:

Jemaine's mom: "Hi Jemmie, where's Bret?"

Jemaine: "Oh... he's filming a movie."

Jemaine's mom: "You mean that big fancy movie that nice boy Pete from two streets over is filming? Are you in it?"

Jemaine: "I don't need to be in a movie."

And I love the line that Greg Proops utters, (paraphrasing) "We think you guys are great! We particularly like one of you." :lol:


Also Jemaine's shocked indignation when BrahBrah choses Bret over him, is slightly reminiscent of the same affront he feels in the Figwit doc when Bret is voted the sexy one.
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Re: Figwit

Postby nonchalant obsession » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:05 pm

Heehee, Mock! I think you may be on to something...you should offer to be Jemaine's therapist. :D
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Re: Figwit

Postby SuzyBatt » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:06 pm

You guys :bounce: :roll2: and :nod: .

More, I want MORE!

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Re: Figwit

Postby nonchalant obsession » Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:07 pm

Seriously, I did this super fast on paint to amuse myself, but I did a :shock: when it occured to me that it reminded me ever so slightly of "Kieran Vollard". :D

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:hrm: Coincidence? or is Jemaine perhaps unknowingly drawing upon some deep seated, suppressed, unfulfilled desire...
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Re: Figwit

Postby SuzyBatt » Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:18 pm

:roll2: :clap: Too bad you missed the deadline for the contest!!!

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Re: Figwit

Postby mockingbird » Fri Aug 13, 2010 4:46 am

Hee heee!! :roll2: Nonch that is so funny and strangely disturbing. :purple: You should send it to him and tell him to hang it on his wall and look at it every time he feels insecure about Bret's superior movie credits. :lol:

Now I want to see Bret as Kieran Vollard. ;)

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Re: Figwit

Postby Faith » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:13 pm

nonchalant obsession wrote:I love how Jemaine just starts playing right over Bret's final comment and Bret drops the subject. :roll2:


I noticed that too. :purple: I guess he didn't want to hear how he was jealous because almost everyone in NZ was in that movie.

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Re: Figwit

Postby Nancy » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:26 pm

mockingbird wrote:
Now I want to see Bret as Kieran Vollard. ;)


Yes, yes! Figwit reappears as Kieran Vollard! Let's see it!!! :nod:
Oh, fish-like Lady
Lady-like Fish
I don't think so Bro, she's a Lady, Lady, Lady, Lady
No, no, she's a fish that's just a little bit
La-dy-ish! Yeah!

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Re: Figwit

Postby nonchalant obsession » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:28 am

:lol: It simply must be done. :nod:


I love Kieran. Maybe I'm using a wishful memory that is overriding reality (not uncommon for me)...but doesn't Kieran utter a "M'lady" in Dinner for Schmucks? :D
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Re: Figwit

Postby nonchalant obsession » Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:39 am

mockingbird wrote:Hee heee!! :roll2: Nonch that is so funny and strangely disturbing. :purple:

I know, Jemaine with every inch of his torso covered?!?!?! Bizzare! :wink:

mockingbird wrote:You should send it to him and tell him to hang it on his wall and look at it every time he feels insecure about Bret's superior movie credits. :lol:

Ha! I would want to redo it with a Kieran photo though. The glasses just don't work on an elf. :dunno:

Jemaine made an adorable dwarf and hobbit though. :D



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Re: Figwit

Postby mockingbird » Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:17 am

Aw, thanks for thinking of me nonch. :heart: It's been a while since I've watched that and it really cracked me up. Their facial expressions are the best. Eugene is so funny in it. Bret is the funniest though. :purple:

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Re: Figwit

Postby mockingbird » Sat Aug 14, 2010 5:30 am

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Hee hee!


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