I mean, a skinnier sort of Rider of Rowhan, and of course, I mean, now with his new long-hair and beard combo, which I see on the bbc website for them in connection with their currently running bbc2 radio series.
Because, my friends, he has longer hair now. Now, judging from the images of him that I can see on your worthy website repository here, it occurs to me that he has not always looked as such, BUT, ah, ahh.
you see, what I'M trying to say is that, given his current appearance.
(shown here, alongside a rider of rowhan! see!? IDENTICAL BUT SLIMMER:
ah. this is awkward...
a google image search that i was using to get the above image of bret (with, whose entire entertainment career history, i frankly admit i am not completely well-versed at the moment, being as yet still a rather new fan) i have come across the unexpected fact that bret actually was in lord of the rings, as a character called "figwit?" (did they make that poop up?) ahem.
so. well, i mean, he wasn't a rider of rowhan though, was he? (fricking lord of the elves dorks!)
um. anyway, look, he's got long hair now and a beard, and i heard their frodo song, and it occured to me that he kinda looks like a skinny little rider of rowhan.
so i thought i'd be mr. witty wiggles and mention it here. and get girls.
well. this has all gone absolutely horrible.
i think i'm going to go cry.
(i guess, him being in the movie, explains the whole frodo song having been written by the band. i mean, he was probably a big fan. or something. wasn't that lord of the rings written by some guy in england? which i think is...different than new zealand. um. goldang ELF DORKS!)
so, anyway, what do you guys think? skinny Rider of Feng-Farfagarfablargh? or no?
(he also looks like a skinny eric bana, which rhymes with banner, get it? like bruce banner! but he's not from new zealand. australia actually. or maybe he is, i don't know.)
not so much a virgin as much as a...well, virgin. and 27, too. really quite amazing. god i'm depressed.