Where's the Bret love?

AKA as the Rhymenoscerous, The Video Kid, Figwit and is one gazillionth of The Wellington Ukulele Orchestra. Yuss him and maybe some invisible people also...
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Where's the Bret love?

Postby indigo_jones » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:56 pm

Jemaine seems to be getting all the swooning. What about the Boom King himself?

Oh well, more for me! You all had your chance, but while you've been drooling over fur chest coats, I've shrunken Bret and put him in my pocket to take out and play with whenever I want.


Um, I think the house cleaning fumes might be getting to me.
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Postby /me » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:14 pm

You'll have to fight me for him first. Okay, yes I have finally come out and said it. I adore the Boom King. I was feeling a little sorry, as he's not getting the stalking he deserves lately. Of course, after the whole figwit thing, he's actually probably a little relie-ee-ee-ee-ved.
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Postby indigo_jones » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:19 pm

*Goes all Mohammad Ali on /me*

Or we could come to some sort of time-share deal.
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

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Postby Andria » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:05 am

How about a three way? :oops: I mean, split Bret three ways...A.M. Friend, Afternoon Friend and P.M. Friend? Its the lack of sleep! Really! And not the good Yadda, yadda, yaddda and I'm really tired today kind, either. The staying up trying to catch up on stuff I should be doing instead of posting... :oops: I'll be quiet now...
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Re: Where's the Bret love?

Postby Fluffyblonde » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:13 am

indigo_jones wrote:Jemaine seems to be getting all the swooning. What about the Boom King himself?

Oh well, more for me! You all had your chance, but while you've been drooling over fur chest coats, I've shrunken Bret and put him in my pocket to take out and play with whenever I want.


Um, I think the house cleaning fumes might be getting to me.


Is it your front pocket? Because then, you wouldn't actually need to take him out to play with - at all. :shock: :oops: :shock: :oops:

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Postby EvilMoose » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:16 am

Dang! I'm too late. Now there's nothing left for me. :cry:
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Postby indigo_jones » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:17 am

That's what y'all get for going crazy over roadkill-chested men!
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

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Postby EvilMoose » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:32 am

Um, I had nothing to do with that
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Postby conchordgirl » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:44 am

Of course Bret is a Hottie. It's just that the J lovers are a little more posting crazy. Yes, Bret is definitely the Boom King! I just like my men hairy and dentally challenged (jk). In any case we should give Bret a little more love. So, we must also have a Bret Appreciation week, next week? Does that sound good??

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Postby indigo_jones » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:47 am

It's just that the J lovers are a little more posting crazy.

I've probably been too busy gazing lovingly at photos of Bret to get around to posting quite as much.

evilmoose, I suppose we can fit you in somewhere. :wink:
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

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Postby EvilMoose » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:53 am

evilmoose, I suppose we can fit you in somewhere.


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Postby conchordgirl » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:21 am

EvilMoose wrote:Sweet! I'll be hanging out under his left sideburn if anybody needs me.


hmm.. that's very kinky evil moose..just what are you doing there? :shock:

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Postby EvilMoose » Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:58 am

Hehe, unfortunately, due to the forum rules I am unable to elaborate.

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Postby Lovelynhot » Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:01 pm

EvilMoose wrote:
Sweet! I'll be hanging out under his left sideburn if anybody needs me.


Now that is one creative way of putting it!

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Postby indigo_jones » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:40 am

I was watching the HBO special yet again and reminded just why I find him so sexy. That bit at the end of ... Boom! where they do the close up on him -- makes me drool every time. The mouth, the eyes ... :drool: :love:

I'm most definitely swooning!
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

Happiness is Bret-Shaped.

"The forecast for Jemaine today is clean-shaven with a chance of stubble. Scattered stubble throughout the week, resulting in a 60% chance of beard early next week." - mohumbhai mania


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