I love how Mystery lives with his parents! I almost did a spit take when I read that, lol. These guys are SUCH LOSERS. I would absolutely *love* to see one of them in action, I find it extremely hard to believe that any of these methods would actually work with anyone who isn't A) drunk and B) a stripper, lol. In fact I think that may be the secret to their success. I love how Mystery says to wear light-up jewelry as a conversation starter! And then Style has his man bag that he wears across his torso - remind you of anyone? lol - and in it he has EXTRA light-up jewelry, so when he gives away his glowing necklace to some poor girl, he can put *another* one on after she leaves! Oh the humanity. My favorite part so far - this almost killed me:
Mystery wrote:Maddash talked about how using well-chosen props are a great way to focus a girl's attention on something else so she doesn't resist overt sexual moves. I agree. Say, "Look at the puppet show over there," while you play with her tits. If she hesitates about the tit-play, simply point to the puppets and laugh, "Look at the puppets. Look, they are funny puppets." Then play with the tits again.
SERIOUSLY???? What kind of drugs would a girl have to be on for this to actually work?? Can you imagine?? Oh man, I'm dying over here.