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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby dangerous person » Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:50 pm

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meg1448 wrote:Okay, before you read this, remember that this guy is always a crass asshole but he's really hilarious and he doesn't mean most of what he says. I should also mention that he's viry gay, which will put the post more in context. This is his post from dlisted.com:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27802#comments

(I didn't post the actual page in case some people would take offense,

Of course, he was being a complete sarcastic ass when he was talking about Jemaine's wife but I thought it was funny that he seemed just as infatuated with Jemaine as some of us are.


I have a good sense of humor and enjoy bitchy queens but I'm over this type of so called humor. I think he could have been funnier and more creative without calling wifey names. He sounds like a childish loser who wouldn't know humor if it bit him in the ass.


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sorry meg, it was interesting, but I find that kind of humour overdone and not funny anymore. It takes more talent to be mean and funny I think.
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby SheWolf » Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:56 pm

Right. I didn't want to approach it from the don't say mean things about her waaah perspective coz I'm not like that and it annoys me when people are so sensitive but looking at it from a comedic perspective I think it's really old hat - not clever, not shocking, not original - just super whiny and lame. Yeah we get the point - you wanna bum him - :zzz:
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby bibliaddict » Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:59 pm

One of my favorite bloggers, Moata Tamaira, wrote a funny post about Jemaine's marriage, including lyrics for a ukulele torch song.
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby tvldiva » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:29 pm

meg1448 wrote:Okay, before you read this, remember that this guy is always a crass asshole but he's really hilarious and he doesn't mean most of what he says. I should also mention that he's viry gay, which will put the post more in context. This is his post from dlisted.com:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27802#comments

(I didn't post the actual page in case some people would take offense,

Of course, he was being a complete sarcastic ass when he was talking about Jemaine's wife but I thought it was funny that he seemed just as infatuated with Jemaine as some of us are.


Wow- jealous much, Michael?? :boohoo:

Here is how you can tell a witty, funny person from a sad, pathetic one- their mastery of the English language. (or at least their native one)
While I am not offended by "blue" language, I know friends that that can make an inmate blush and I may or maynot be one of them. :whistle: This little hissy fit just comes off as a shallow bitter little person acting out. And someone needs a time out. :roll:
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby claire » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:32 pm

bibliaddict wrote:One of my favorite bloggers, Moata Tamaira, wrote a funny post about Jemaine's marriage, including lyrics for a ukulele torch song.


that was cute, and for the record i also have a last name that no one can ever pronounce or spell correctly... :D
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby SheWolf » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:58 pm

bibliaddict wrote:One of my favorite bloggers, Moata Tamaira, wrote a funny post about Jemaine's marriage, including lyrics for a ukulele torch song.


Holy crap that's great. Though belt sander is a bit of a stretch to rhyme with miranda , which isn't at all unpronouncable.
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby claire » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:18 pm

SheWolf wrote:Holy crap that's great. Though belt sander is a bit of a stretch to rhyme with miranda , which isn't at all unpronouncable.


i think she meant her last name is hard to pronounce :)
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby SheWolf » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:24 pm

OH! *lightbulb goes off in head* Yup. :nod:

I've been inspired to write my own torch song *gets back to it*
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby claire » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:27 pm

uh-oh! LOL
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby SheWolf » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:35 pm

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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby dangerous person » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:51 pm

bibliaddict wrote:One of my favorite bloggers, Moata Tamaira, wrote a funny post about Jemaine's marriage, including lyrics for a ukulele torch song.


Now that was sweet and funny, I particularly love the ending :lol:
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby SheWolf » Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:51 pm

Hey there Jem I hear that you got hitched
I’m sure the lovely little missus isn’t a b****
Just because she’s got more Jemmy than me
Doesn’t mean I’m giving in to jealousy
Sure you’re hunky and kinda shy
But there’s no reason to make the lusty ladies cry cry
We want you for a night or at the most a day hey
Listen to us when we say

Jem, please spread your love around
Your bum is too perky to waste on one
Being married doesn’t have to be the end of your fun
So Jem please spread your love around
Not in a ho way just in a ‘hey may I service you today’ way
Why can’t a heterosexual guy be a heterosexual guy with as many ladies as he’d like? All the time obviously even when he’s got a wife back in NZ
Don’t let anybody tell you can’t hump a lot coz you’re hot to trot and I hope you’re not too shy to show us what you’ve got. Let’s talk about your wow ka-plow come on now help me out.

You’ve got to spread your love around (spread your love around)
That’s the conclusion that I’ve come to
And that’s a euphemism for we want to bum you
Jem please spread your love around (spread your love around)
No doubt about it you made the girlies drool when you mimed sexual congress with that stool
OOH shake your money maker
And don’t ever stop, no don’t ever stop coz sometimes we get lonely and we ne-eed some luvin, even if it’s with someone’s husband and you can still get lots of things done while you’re loving everyone and you can make up stuff like telling Miranda you’re off to get a pie or whatever….
Oh Jem please spread your love around


* Disclaimer: this song in no way endorses adultery.
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby claire » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:00 pm

BRILLIANT!! ImageImageImage

i think this line's my favorite:
No doubt about it you made the girlies drool when you mimed sexual congress with that stool

(love the disclaimer!! LOL)
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby meg1448 » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:44 pm

:? Wow...sorry guys. Didn't mean to offend so many people. I think he's hilarious because he's such an asshole...but then again one of my favourite comedians is David Cross who is also a big asshole...not to mention George Carlin and Bill Hicks. I thought you guys might just find it funny at how obviously jealous he was...guess not. I regret posting it. :? :bang:
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Re: News of this broke on Myspace

Postby bibliaddict » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:01 am

meg1448 wrote::? Wow...sorry guys. Didn't mean to offend so many people. I think he's hilarious because he's such an asshole...but then again one of my favourite comedians is David Cross who is also a big asshole...not to mention George Carlin and Bill Hicks. I thought you guys might just find it funny at how obviously jealous he was...guess not. I regret posting it. :? :bang:


I thought it was rude, crude and absolutely hysterical! You offered a disclaimer when you posted the link, so we were forewarned. :goodman:
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