I post on a non-FotC related board, where the ladies pretty much know Jemaine only as my tv-star boyfriend, and here is the way I broke the news of *my* secret:
Jemaine and I are through. Who? Why he of the lovely, kissable lips!
He's married. I told him we could never be together the way he desired, so he married some chick on the rebound.
Well, that's not altogether true. He's actually known this woman for several years, but after he and I met, he told me that he'd never loved any woman the way he loves me, including her.
Ok this isn't exactly full and complete disclosure either. Jemaine and I have never met in person, but our souls are joined in the cosmos and I know that he loves me and senses my presence, always. Sort of like how Darth Vader knew when Luke was around. Our love is The Force that binds all things in the universe.
ALRIGHT! STOP BROWBEATING ME! Jemaine doesn't know me. We've never met, spoken on the phone, IMd, or even exchanged an email. He doesn't know I exist! And he never will! *sob* He's gone and married his long-time girlfriend which is just as it should be, but I can't help feeling .................
.....what am I feeling?
Strangely happy, because he seems like a really decent guy and deserves a nice marriage as much as the next guy? No, that can't be it. That would be waaay too normal.
SheWolf that was fantastic! OMG I was literally LOL, and I rarely LOL even when I type LOL!!!