Jemtionary

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Re: Jemtionary

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:01 am

I think it might be my filthy mind making it sound dirtier than it is :roll:
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby LauraK » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:29 am

mohumbhai mania wrote:Yes, to quote biscuit from the past, that ice is looking a little bit thin.


Huh? Why? Preparation J (Instead of PreparationH) for Jemorrhoids.....I'm not getting anything dirty from that- for reals. :worry: :hrm: I don't get it..... :|
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby mohumbhai mania » Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:57 am

Not dirty so much as it's, erm, going down an avenue that perhaps we might not wish to explore further.

ETA: I might be a little overly sensitive to that area of humor (even though I did think Jemorrhoids was funny), and just don't want the discussion to go running off the tracks like some big Russian doll situations. (Like the mixed metaphors? I'm channeling Murray tonight.)

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Re: Jemtionary

Postby mohumbhai mania » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:37 am

Jemometer - the instrument for measuring temperature rises caused by proximity to Jemaine.

Jemodynamics: The study of the conversion of energy into Jemaines working the crowd and heating up the venue. Most notably, the second law of Jemodynamics, which states that the entropy of the universe always increases, or (equivalently) that perpetual motion machines are impossible with the exception of Jemaine's hips.
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby Peaches » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:51 am

mohumbhai mania wrote:Jemodynamics: The study of the conversion of energy into Jemaines working the crowd and heating up the venue. Most notably, the second law of Jemodynamics, which states that the entropy of the universe always increases, or (equivalently) that perpetual motion machines are impossible with the exception of Jemaine's hips.


:rolls:

Haha, with the exception of Jemaine's hips :nod:
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:07 pm

Have we had Jemusement?

Jemalysis - activities undertaken throughout WTF, but especially in the Jemaine's laugh thread. :D
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby Ozpot » Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:07 pm

Homaine - the word to describe Mr. Clement when he was a male prostitute :D

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Re: Jemtionary

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:10 pm

Romaine - either a lettuce, or Jemaine on a date :D

(feels a bit peculiar at the thought of a date with Jemaine)
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby Val2150 » Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:17 pm

Oh my God. I have got to stop reading the board (or at least this thread) while I'm at work. I can't be laughing this hard when I'm supposed to be writing or looking at budget reports!!!

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Um, let's see..... Jemoattractant: A characteristic of Jemaine that causes those surrounding him to be drawn to him. :waggle: (from the word "chemoattractant", for all you fellow geeks out there)
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:20 pm

Jemoattractant....cool!!

have we have Jemotherapy yet? :D
Jemotherapy is a complementary cure that works alongside wine and chocolate to give relief from stress. A popular form of Jemotherapy is the Series 2 DVD, and the Series 2 Smackdown
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby mohumbhai mania » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:17 pm

have we have Jemotherapy yet?


The search feature is very helpful. I say this because about five words I wanted to coin that were already in this thread, you clever people! :clap:
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby Peaches » Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:40 am

ZebraWarriorPrincess wrote:Jemoattractant....cool!!

have we have Jemotherapy yet? :D
Jemotherapy is a complementary cure that works alongside wine and chocolate to give relief from stress. A popular form of Jemotherapy is the Series 2 DVD, and the Series 2 Smackdown


I indulged in some Jemotherapy last night, felt lovely and relaxed :)

I felt fully Jemified (satisified...)
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby Maze » Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:52 am

wow - great new adds. Who needs Oxford's Word of the Day when we've got this thread?

It is so very jemifying to visit! :D
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby ZebraWarriorPrincess » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:31 pm

I'm just gutted by the lack of haiku action....
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Re: Jemtionary

Postby LauraK » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:28 am

need a jemedy
for painful jemorrhoids
i'm jemiserable
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