Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby DaMango » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:03 pm

I'll be there to put you back together, buddy. :D

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby closet jemainiac » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:06 pm

LA LA LA LA! :sing:



thanks, Buddy! :hug:

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby Venus » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:30 pm

No worries, everyone! I am totally enjoying the Jemaine overload too :supz:

mohumbhai mania wrote:*wise martial arts sensei* You do not choose sexy. Sexy chooses you.


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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby Jinnerz » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:56 am

"Clement says he and McKenzie are aware they do many "mock sexy songs," but it's meant to be funny. "You're still gyrating your pelvis, though.""

yeah you are.
Oh, We'd just grab a sandwich and put it in our mouths. That's the only way to have sandwiches.
Oh Jenny, tell me do you still walk? Do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby Val2150 » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:21 pm

Haha, I was just talking to my mom about this the other day - I think she thought I was a bit batty for being a Jemainiac and that I was just weird until she saw the article saying how so many others think he's a hottie. She asked me what it is about him and I couldn't say one particular thing - I tried telling her it's the "whole package" but she still thinks I'm nuts. :lol: :rolleyes:
"You do not choose sexy. Sexy chooses you." -mohumbai mania

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby closet jemainiac » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:27 pm

lets see I like his lips, hair, eyes, skin, ligs, bum, sense of humor, wit, charm, writing/musical/acting talent, fashion sense, gracious, kind demeanor, AND he's the anti-celebrity celebrity? Did I forget anything? :D

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby bakergirl30 » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:49 pm

closet jemainiac wrote:lets see I like his lips, hair, eyes, skin, ligs, bum, sense of humor, wit, charm, writing/musical/acting talent, fashion sense, gracious, kind demeanor, AND he's the anti-celebrity celebrity? Did I forget anything? :D



Blue shorts and deep v-neck shirts :heart: :waggle: :roll2: Other than that you got it!
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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby closet jemainiac » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:57 pm

DUH I forgot hairy chist!

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby Peaches » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:00 pm

closet jemainiac wrote:lets see I like his lips, hair, eyes, skin, ligs, bum, sense of humor, wit, charm, writing/musical/acting talent, fashion sense, gracious, kind demeanor, AND he's the anti-celebrity celebrity? Did I forget anything? :D


And his girly laugh :lol:
"Item 4 on the agenda: Stuff you!"

"Who else? Mur.. Ray... Oh. Greg's written this, he's put the R's too far apart. It's Murray.. Murray present"


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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby closet jemainiac » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:04 pm

"hyena and machine gun"

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby bakergirl30 » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:19 pm

Peaches wrote:
closet jemainiac wrote:lets see I like his lips, hair, eyes, skin, ligs, bum, sense of humor, wit, charm, writing/musical/acting talent, fashion sense, gracious, kind demeanor, AND he's the anti-celebrity celebrity? Did I forget anything? :D


And his girly laugh :lol:



Oh yis! teehee
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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby Amanda » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:00 am

bakergirl30 wrote:
Peaches wrote:
closet jemainiac wrote:lets see I like his lips, hair, eyes, skin, ligs, bum, sense of humor, wit, charm, writing/musical/acting talent, fashion sense, gracious, kind demeanor, AND he's the anti-celebrity celebrity? Did I forget anything? :D

And his girly laugh :lol:

Oh yis! teehee

..his eyebrows, the way he looks at you in the eye during concerts, the shoulders..his big hands, the glasses, his deep voice, the accent, the fact that he's a cultivated man, the way he strums the guitar/omnichord, snake hips, his height, the stubble..

:fans self: is it hot in here?
But if you did I'd hold you tight / Into every single night
And we'd fall asleep together / And we'd wake up in the sunlight
Well, maybe I'm a dreamer / But maybe one day you'll see / That dreams are...

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby closet jemainiac » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:04 am

ahh yis...eye contact, accent (swoon), deep voice (double swoon)....all the rest

whew!

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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby Peaches » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:07 am

Haha, no way the accent...it just makes me laugh!
"Item 4 on the agenda: Stuff you!"

"Who else? Mur.. Ray... Oh. Greg's written this, he's put the R's too far apart. It's Murray.. Murray present"


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Re: Jemaine Clement's Latest Role: Sex Symbol

Postby bakergirl30 » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:08 am

Oh Amanda.. Phew girl! Yis it's hot in here.. Too much goodness for one man! :thud: excuse me the Flowery fields are calling me! :whitey:
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