Is it possible that Jemaine...

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Is it possible that Jemaine...

Postby Johnnyp » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:00 pm

....is the love child of one Englebert Humperdinck? You young ladies have now become your mothers. You have fallen in love with the modern day Englebert Humperdinck.

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Postby conchordgirl » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:02 pm

OMG :shock:

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Postby Kate » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:09 pm

:shock: There was this little old Italian woman who lived a few doors down when I was a little girl. She adored -- I mean ADORED -- Englebert Humperdink. Every time I'd say hi to her as I walked by, she'd invite me in and show me all of her scrapbooks of his pictures, tell me the story of how he came down into the audience and kissed her for her 75th birthday, show me the framed photo of the two of them that was stained with cherry-red lipstick from her kisses. And, she was senile, so she'd never remember she'd already told me all about it, so I'd get the full treatment every time. Man, after a while I would try to get past her house without making eye contact. I hear the name and see the pic today, and I have an attack of PTSD from it! :lol: (That's the long answer)

(The short answer) No, he doesn't look like him. No, no, no, no! *Runs screaming from the room*

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Postby indigo_jones » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:09 pm

As I said in the other thread when he first posted it, I think this absolutely explains why I always thought Jemaine looked vaguely familiar.

Of course, now I'm sitting here thinking of the Eddie Izzard bit about Englebert. hee!
"It was a hilarious, hilarious moment in a very bleak, bleak time of my life."

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Postby Kate » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:11 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, she called him "Engi-dinky Hunkaberga"! (She didn't speak English very well....)

NO! Not the Engledink Hunkaberga Monster... not my Jemaine!

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Postby conchordgirl » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:15 pm

Ok..I've calmed down..looking at the photos I think he has "qualities"
like the sideburns, sunglasses and maybe a little of the lips..
but he is much hotter than Engi-dinky..

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Postby Johnnyp » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:19 pm

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Postby Kate » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:28 pm

I reject this premise!

Jemaine is so hot, and Engi-dinky is so NOT! :sick:

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Postby Sherry » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:32 pm

Johnnyp wrote:
Sorry about the hotlinking Sherry. I'll modify it as soon as I can.


lol

You are hotlinking from another site onto the forums :P Those images do not download from me. Thats for the other site to worry about if they so wish. Not my problem to grumble about :) Just not nice netiquette is all :P

However, I do think its bad manners to hotlink, which is why I don't allow it to happen from WTF! anymore. Not to say people posting here cannot use pics from the site and link to them here on the forums when posting :) Thats cool. And it will work :) But if you go off site elsewhere and try to hotlink, an image won't show up for you is all.

So don't panic :) I'm not yelling at you :lol:

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Postby Johnnyp » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:47 pm

Well I fixed it so that we're all proper and stuff now. 8)

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Postby Gayle » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:34 am

I love Eddie Izzard's bit on Engelbert. According to Eddie, his real name is Jerry Dorsey. Why change it?

Engelbert Humperdinck was an 19th Century composer. So you suppose his real name was Jerry Dorsey? Hmmmm...
4 out of 3 people have difficulty with fractions.

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Re: Is it possible that Jemaine...

Postby SayWhat? » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:28 am

Johnnyp wrote:....is the love child of one Englebert Humperdinck? You young ladies have now become your mothers. You have fallen in love with the modern day Englebert Humperdinck.

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:bounce: WAHHH!!! That is too funny, JohnnyP! Although my mother was a Mr. Tom Jones fan instead of a Mr. Humperdunk fan. Still, there is a weird likeness. Just take away the sex appeal, sense of humor, charm, *boom* factor, gap-toothed grin............... :yawinkle:

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Postby SayWhat? » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:57 am

Engleberg...

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Meet :heart: Jemaine :heart:

[img][img]http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/5703/englebert6jpgasjemaine4wt.jpg[/img]

Okay, this is awful. I've had too much caffeine ... and I can barely draw holding a marker, let alone using MSPaint with a touchpad.. :|


{{{{Sorry, Jemaine}}}} :oops:

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Postby Gayle » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:00 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :rolls:
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Postby Johnnyp » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:08 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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