Capricorn -- A Year of Challenge

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Capricorn -- A Year of Challenge

Postby Kate » Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:53 am

I have never been "big" on astrology, but since Jemaine is a Capricorn, and all the new yearly astrological outlooks are being published across the Web, I took a look to see what our Jemaine's 2006 might be like.

Capricorn -- A Year of Challenge

2006 starts off with the influence of a New Moon in your sign, which means you’re winding up a cycle in your life that has served its purpose, and beginning a new one. This cycle could involve love, money, career matters, spiritual pursuits, or all of the above. Regardless, it means a whole new direction. Career successes will continue to mount, but this year you’ll realize that there’s more to life than business. You’ll want to expand your horizons, perhaps travel or return to school, and the Sea Goat will definitely spend more time with your loved ones, particularly love partners. Have you not been giving your beloved the right amount of attention? This year, you will – and you’ll definitely reap the rewards. Be prepared for some wonderful surprises, Capricorn.

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Postby Gayle » Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:57 am

What a pleasant forcast!

I don't put a lot of stock in horoscopes, but where is that website? I could use some good news. We sagitarians are due for a good year, aren't we Kate?
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Postby Kate » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:07 am

Gayle wrote:What a pleasant forcast!

I don't put a lot of stock in horoscopes, but where is that website? I could use some good news. We sagitarians are due for a good year, aren't we Kate?


It was on my hotmail account! You know, one of those "click here to read" thingies off to the side? Here's the Sagg one:

SAGGITARIUS -- A Year of Awakening

Sagittarius, you’re always searching for knowledge, and this year you’ll continue that quest, perhaps even more eagerly. Yet it won’t be the same subjects that have fascinated you before. There will be new interests, possibly career-related – and new skills that will boost you up the ladder of success. Other pursuits could be introduced to you by friends, and an exciting and supportive love partner could steer you in directions that you never before dreamed of. You’ll also recognize new insights about yourself, enabling you to eschew traumas and hang-ups that have haunted you since childhood, and see the way to maximizing your potential. During 2006, not only the quality of your personal life, but also your level of knowledge, will skyrocket. Make the most of it!

If you and I don't get a "break" this year, I think we should just go on strike until the Universe can hand us a better year! :lol:

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Postby Gayle » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:36 am

BRAVA!!!! Wooooo hooooo!!!!!
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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:40 am

So whats the outlook for a Crappisaggiass in the upcoming year

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Postby Gayle » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:41 am

:que: Uh... chicken with a side of mashed potatoes.
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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:43 am

What no gravy? :evil:

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Postby Gayle » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:44 am

OK... gravy. But only if Mercury is... ascending... in the... third... plate....

Have some gravey on me. I have no idea what it all means.
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Postby Johnnyp » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:47 am

You have to balance your spirit is what I've been told consider it to be your center of gravy
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Postby Gayle » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:17 am

:rolls: I will never think of gravy the same way again...
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Postby Andria » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:48 am

Gayle wrote::rolls: I will never think of gravy the same way again...


Ah, gotta love the Conchords. Without them we would think of Balloon Animals and Gravy in completely different ways! ;)
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Last post of '05, a year that sucked rocks for me.

Postby Ellen » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:39 pm

From: What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourb ... emeanquiz/

***Your Birthdate: January 10***

Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations.
You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you.
Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans.
You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot.

Your strength: Your ability to gain respect

Your weakness: Caring too much what others think

Your power color: Orange-red

Your power symbol: Letter X

Your power month: October



Wait…what? Your power symbol is the letter X. BwahhhaaImage What the hell does that mean? I’m sorry, I don’t mean to mock, but I find that absolutely hilarious.

And I do hope 2006 is a better year, for Jemaine, for all of us. See ya on the flip side.

This birthdate report is brought to you by the letter X.

Power to Jemaine!
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Postby Gayle » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:53 pm

You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena.
This is supposed to be me..... ??????????

Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top.
You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate.
Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to make you a success.

Your strength: Your attention to detail

Your weakness: You can be a little too proud of your successes

Your power color: Turquoise

Your power symbol: Arrow pointing up

Your power month: August
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Postby Kate » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:29 pm

***Your Birthdate: November 27***

You are a spiritual soul - a person who tries to find meaning in everything.
You spend a good amount of time meditating, trying to figure out life.
Helping others is also important to you. You enjoy social activities with that goal.

You are very generous and giving. Yet you expect very little in return.

Your strength: Getting along with anyone and everyone

Your weakness: Needing a good amount of downtime to recharge

Your power color: Cobalt blue

Your power symbol: Dove

Your power month: September

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I dunno..... how can a dove be a "power" anything? Pretty much, everything else is embarrassingly on target. What does it say that a generic computer-generated "profile" based on the date of one's birth can come (albeit, in the most general way) to an actual descriprion of a person. I must be the human equivalent of a brown paper bag, fercripessake!

Hey, Jermaine! HAPPY NEW YEAR AND POWER TO YOU, Babe!

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Postby Kate » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:20 pm

I just realized that when Jemaine answered what his favorite color was he said "vermillion". Isn't vermillion a brilliant orangey-red? Maybe he already knew what his power color was!

Now we can add self-awareness to all his other attributes. :waggle: That's kinda cool!

I have been pondering that profile of my birthdate, and I have to say this site really runs roughshod through any feelings of self-awareness one could have! First, in a test here, I found out I was an real introvert who always thought she was an extrovert, and now I find out I am so "by-the-book" that a computer can "read" me. How depressing. Man, I gotta find a way to shake things up! :lol:


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