This looks like more fun than I can resist. 1) First time you stumbled into the Conchords? Not literally :p Was it the TV show, on the radio, a pic somewhere....
I'm so totally new.
I told myself for ages to check out the show and just never actually did until this year. I do remember channel flicking one night months and months ago and leaving half of Sally Returns on in the background while I was doing a million and one other things... so never really paid attention to it (what a truly horrific mistake that was). I remembered Jemaine's new apartment when I did finally see it though.2) Who did you think was hotter based on that first impression?
Neither. No wait, I mean 'neither' in a 'both' kind of way. Inclusively neither. 3) Has this opinion now changed? If so, divulge why
Hmmm, no.4) Chops or no chops.
More of the inclusively neither feelings... 5) Beard or no beard.
Same as 4... 6) Favourite Conchords song to date? Any particular reason?
Cheer Up Murray probably. Actually I can't pick, it changes all the time.7) Your current favourite pic of Jemaine or Bret. Please post and share
Oh man, I don't really have one.
There is one I saw a while ago that I thought was sweet - it's a mag scan where they are both sitting at a picnic table. There are great windows behind them and a metal-looking corner pillar thing that is sort of criss-crossy (urgh, worst description ever!). I'm pretty sure Jemaine has blue flip-flops on. Oh and there's an 'OPEN' sign behind them, which is yellow. Or another colour. I'm sure one of you beady-eyed picture hoarders will know exactly the one I mean. 8 ) Do you resemble Mel in any way shape or form?
I have never painted them, naked or otherwise. Nor am I president, secretary and treasurer of their fan club. I do brake pencils occasionally when I'm angry though.9) We adore you, but we really wish you...........
... would stop being so awesome, you're taking over my life. I don't wish that at all, carry on. 10) Thongs. Underwear or footwear?
Undercrackers! As far as I'm concerned I'd not wear thongs on my feet, I'd get funny looks.11) Favourite Conchord quote? From TV/radio show or someplace else.
This changes all the time too.... currently - 'Please be the Maori'. It's the tone of it, so pleading. 12) Your most prized piece of Conchords merch? (share a pic if you have one)
I don't have a picture and it's not really merch as such, but I printed a t-shirt with 'That bird doesn't have any wings' (one of my favourite scenes from the show). I wore it heaps until a stranger at a train station one day thought I was making a feminist statement with it. Pfft.13) Who has more pics of Jemaine - SheWolf or Mockingbird. Discuss.
I think I'm too new to have a clue on this one. 14) On the upcoming European tour what are you hoping to see most?
Probably seeing the huuuge crowd at Wembley... I'm psyched about that. Oh, I kind of read 'hoping' as more 'looking forward to'.15) Following on from #14, what do you want to see least?
Stupid shouty people with stupid shouts. Shhhhh!
Oh and any giant people anywhere in front of me. Tall folk, I may poke you repeatedly in the ribs until you're well outside of my peripheral vision.16) What's your favourite other project outside of the Conchords. Either Bret or Jemaine or both.
Changes a lot... The Pen has been cheering me up all day today though. 17) Dinner with the Conchords. What would you cook?
Oh dear. I like raw fruit and veg. I'm a strange breed of human rabbit. I think takeout might be best.18) Best Conchord moment ever.
On the show, Mel's 'Jemaine behind bars' t-shirt. Or Dave manning the New Zealand information desk.
Oh, and roll on May.... *squeal*19) Have you ever dressed as a Conchord or anything related to them for Halloween (or other party).
Nope, but the more I think about it the more I'm dying to dress as Murray. Somewhere. Anywhere, for any reason.20) Have you ever attempted to spin a wheelbarrow or worn a white tracksuit with red stripes while out in public.
No to both, but I like gardening... so one day, when I'm feeling confident with my wheelbarrow...