Lyrics to New Ex-Girlfriend Choir Song :)

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Lyrics to New Ex-Girlfriend Choir Song :)

Postby mandabear47 » Tue May 13, 2008 8:31 pm

Here are the lyrics to the new song they've been performing live on their tour as far as I can tell:

*note: Jemaine appears to be playing himself and Bret plays the choir of Jemaine's ex-girlfriends*

J: Lorretta broke it off in a letter, she told me she was leavin and her life would be better
Joan broke up with me over the phone, after the tone she left me alone.
Jenn said she'd never see me again, when I saw her again, she said it again.
Jan met another man.
Lisa got amnesia and forgot who I am.
Felicity said there was no electricity, Emily, no chemistry.
Jan ran, Beth left, Flo had to go I couldn't go with the flow.
B+J :Carol Brown just took a bus out of town...
J: But I'm hoping that you'll stick around.
B: He cannot cook he is not good boyfriend material.
J: We can eat cereal.
B: He'll lose interest fast, his relationships never last.
J: Shut up girlfriends from the past.
B: He's irresponsible, he says he'll do one thing, does another thing
J: Mmmmmmm who organized my ex-girlfriends into a choir and asked them to sing?
B: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaah
J: Mimi will no longer see me, Stan turned out to be a man.
Stella, Stephanie, Paula, Persephone, there must be 50 ways that lovers have left me.
B+J: Carol Brown just took a bus out of town.
J: Love is a delicate thing, it could just float away on a breeze.
B: He said the same thing to me.
J: How will we ever know if we found the right person in this world?
B: He means he looks at other girls.
J: Love is a mystery it does not follow the rules.
B: This guy is a fool.
J: Shut up girlfriends from the past choir.
B: He's a tool.
J: Shut up girlfriends from the past choir.
B: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (continues through J singing)
J: Mona you told me you were in a coma.
I can't believe you betrayed me Stan!
Ooooooh who organized al my ex-girlfriends into a choir, was it you Carol Brown, was it you Carol Brown?
B+J: Carol brown just took a bus out of town.
J: But I'm hoping that you'll stick around.

Enjoy! : )
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Postby claire » Wed May 14, 2008 3:45 pm

i loved this song! :D

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Postby Nancy » Thu May 15, 2008 4:46 am

Great job!! Was that from 5/6? I was there.
I only had one difference: Jen said she'd never, ever see me again.
I also think he meant to say "Ann met another man" instead of saying Jan. They're definitely still tweaking things, but I love this song
Oh, fish-like Lady
Lady-like Fish
I don't think so Bro, she's a Lady, Lady, Lady, Lady
No, no, she's a fish that's just a little bit
La-dy-ish! Yeah!

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Postby Aquamel » Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:54 pm

My favorite song from the show. :)

So flippin' HOT!!!

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Postby TedM » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:04 pm

This is the NY version right? I like the Ann Arbor one more though. Because of this line:

Choir: He is just a boy, he is a man who never grew up!
Jemaine: I though I told you to shut up.
Ok last night I had a funny dream. So it was all like Albi chasing David Bowie through space. Then all of the sudden some robots came and killed Bowie. Now Albi was scared and he started crying, and he said he wasn't. That's right. :)

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