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Sugarlumps Lyrics (S02EP02)

Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:59 am
by dandy lyons
SUGARLUMPS

Lemme tell ya
I see you girls checking out my trunks
I see you girls checking out the front of my trunks
I see you girls looking at my junk
Then checking out my rump
Then back to my sugarlumps

When I shake it
I shake it all up
You probably think my pants have the mumps
It's just my sugarlumps bump-ba-bumps
They look so good that's why I keep 'em in the front

All the ladies checking out my sugarlumps
They drive the ladies crazy
(Sweet sugarlumps)

All the bitches checking out my britches
Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants
My dungarees make them hunger-ees
They're over the moon when I don pantaloons

My sugarlumps are two of a kind
Sweet and white and highly refined
Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery
To steal a feel of my family jewelry
My candy balls cause a kerfuffle
The ladies, they hustle to ruffle my truffle
If you party with the party prince
You get two complimentary after-dinner mints

We see you girls checking out our trunks
We see you girls checking out the front of our trunks
We see you girls looking at our junk
Then checking out our rumps
Then back to our sugarlumps

Chillin' at my store
Doin' my thing
When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling
I'm like, "holy s***, what happened to you?"
He said, "how much will you give me for the family jewels?"
I said, "10 bucks"
He said, "no way"
"10 bucks and a frisbee"
He said, "okay"
And I took his sugarlumps and put 'em in a display
And sold 'em as hacky sacks later that day

All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps, yeah
All the ladies they want a taste of my sugarlumps
Sweet sugarlumps

Re: Sugarlumps Lyrics (S02EP02)

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:36 pm
by ufotofu
I think that Bret purposely mispronounced 'jewelry' as 'jewlery', which rhymes better with Tomfoolery.

Re: Sugarlumps Lyrics (S02EP02)

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:27 pm
by Baguette
Does anyone know, the lyrics at the end of the show, during the credits? I couldn't hear it at all. :?

Re: Sugarlumps Lyrics (S02EP02)

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:24 am
by dandy lyons
Baguette wrote:Does anyone know, the lyrics at the end of the show, during the credits? I couldn't hear it at all. :?


Girls surround me when I'm standing on the stoop
Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup
Book tokens! Free chicken soup!
Standin' on the corner goin'
thsssss-ha! thssss-ha!
thsssss-ha! thssss-ha!
thsssss-ha! thssss-ha!

Re: Sugarlumps Lyrics (S02EP02)

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:11 pm
by Baguette
Why thank you, that's been bothering me for a while now. :)