You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute Lyrics (S02EP02)

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You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute Lyrics (S02EP02)

Postby dandy lyons » Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:02 am

You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute

Ooh Ooh,
Ooh-Ooh-Ooh,
It's a cold night,
beneath the street light,
There's a man who's pants are too tight
Oh no, his pants are too tight,
(My pants are too tight)

He stands there an empty stare
Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home,
He'll have to walk home tonight
(Don't have enough for the ride)

The streets are cruel
He just acts cool
He goes to work with only his one tool.
You can put your tool away Jemaine

You don't have to be a prostitute
No No No No No
You can say no to being a man-ho
a male gigalo
You don't have to be a prostitute
No No No No No
You can say no to being a night-looker, a boy-hooker a rent-boy bro-ho

He cannot see his way out
(I cannot my way out)
He can't see his way out
(Male prostitute seems to be my only option)
He can't see his way out.
(I cannot see my way out)
He Can't see his way out
No No No No No

He's selling cheap thrills
To pay expensive bills
But check your resume
You must have some other skills
Do you have any other skills... like typing?

They see him wanting to please them
Wanting to play him, but they don't even pay him
Oh no no
They don't think he's worth it at all

Though they are no one
He tries to bring them home
Maybe it'd be ok if he lived alone
Ooh you have a roommate don't bring them home

You don't have to be a prostitute
No No No No No
You can say no to being a man-ho
a male gigalo
You don't have to be a prostitute
No No No No No
You can say no to being a night-looker, a boy-hooker a rent-boy bro-pro
Gar·funk·ling (verb) Funky cuddling with the candles twinkling.

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Re: You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute Lyrics (S02EP02)

Postby Nancy » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:47 am

Now, Dandy, according to closed captioning, it was "a night look, a boy hook, a red boy bro-ho" :rolleyes:

Yours definitely make more sense. :nod: The captioning isn't always exactly right, but this one was really off!

Thank you for all these lyrics, what a great job!!! :clap:
Oh, fish-like Lady
Lady-like Fish
I don't think so Bro, she's a Lady, Lady, Lady, Lady
No, no, she's a fish that's just a little bit
La-dy-ish! Yeah!

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Re: You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute Lyrics (S02EP02)

Postby dandy lyons » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:14 am

Lucky for you I have a vast knowledge male prostitute names. Image
Gar·funk·ling (verb) Funky cuddling with the candles twinkling.

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Re: You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute Lyrics (S02EP02)

Postby Nancy » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:32 am

Why Dandy!!! :shock: :roll2:
Oh, fish-like Lady

Lady-like Fish

I don't think so Bro, she's a Lady, Lady, Lady, Lady

No, no, she's a fish that's just a little bit

La-dy-ish! Yeah!

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Re: You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute Lyrics (S02EP02)

Postby dandy lyons » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:04 am

:eyelashes:
Gar·funk·ling (verb) Funky cuddling with the candles twinkling.

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Re: You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute Lyrics (S02EP02)

Postby Nancy » Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:19 am

:roll2: :rolls: :bounce:

You're making me giggle.

This is one of my new favorite songs, by the way - thanks for posting the lyrics. :clap:
Oh, fish-like Lady

Lady-like Fish

I don't think so Bro, she's a Lady, Lady, Lady, Lady

No, no, she's a fish that's just a little bit

La-dy-ish! Yeah!

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Re: You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute Lyrics (S02EP02)

Postby WomanInThePark » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:26 pm

Nancy Hillner wrote:Now, Dandy, according to closed captioning, it was "a night look, a boy hook, a red boy bro-ho" :rolleyes:

Yours definitely make more sense. :nod: The captioning isn't always exactly right, but this one was really off!

Like when it had "Phasers on funky" as "faces aren't funky" :|
Beth, did you really need to fake your death?


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