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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:25 am
by dandy lyons
Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)

Goin' to the party sippin' on Bacardi
Want to meet a hottie
but there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I see tonight
Will be made of origami

Tell the fellas make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor Bro-ho ratio

Five to one is a "brodeo"
Tell Steve and Mark it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Easy to fix)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Spread out the dicks)

Too many dudes with too many dicks
Too close to my s*** too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds more broads, less rods
I came to do battle, skidaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men, too many boys
Too many misters, not enough sister
Too much time, on too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many dicks, too many dongs
Too many schlongs as I sing this song.

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:30 am
by Val2150
Wow, that was fast! This song is hilarious. :lol:

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:32 pm
by SheWolf
Bwahahahahahahaha....:roll2:

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:21 am
by Nancy
You've done it again, Dandy!!! :thumb:

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:13 pm
by JulesJules
Thank you. I was having trouble making out some ... ok a lot .. of the lyrics.

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:43 am
by Bad Atom
I really thought I heard:

"The only boobs I'll see tonight
Will be me if I don't work on me"

and I took it as some kind of "man-boobs" joke. I don't get the origami.

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:29 pm
by SheWolf
I don't get the oragami boob line either. Anyone care to explain it?

Whenever I see Jemaine "dancing" at the beginning when he's talking to Dave in the club I feel so bad for him coz his dancing is so nerdy. But then I remember that the real Jem is a snake hipped wonder and I don't feel so bad. :)

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:52 pm
by Nancy
Closed captioning said "origami".
I just thought it meant there wasn't a chance in hell that he'd see real ones, because of the presence of so many d***s. :wink:

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:05 pm
by SheWolf
Yeah I didn't know how to spell origami.

I'm pretty sure there's a joke I'm missing in there coz seeing boobs made of origami makes no sense, isn't funny and isn't exactly a universally accepted saying meaning the same as cold day in hell. :lol:

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:23 pm
by WomanInThePark
SheWolf wrote:I'm pretty sure there's a joke I'm missing in there coz seeing boobs made of origami makes no sense, isn't funny and isn't exactly a universally accepted saying meaning the same as cold day in hell. :lol:

I agree about the nonsensical part, but I think it's pretty funny. One of my favorite lines of the song, and it makes me giggle every time I hear it.
Unless I'm missing something too.... :hrm:

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:45 pm
by ardy
Tell the fellas make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor Bro-ho ratio



the whole song is aces...but this part is a classic for me....

.........how do they come up with this stuff, i ask you!!!!

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:33 pm
by SuzyBatt
WomanInThePark wrote:
SheWolf wrote:I'm pretty sure there's a joke I'm missing in there coz seeing boobs made of origami makes no sense, isn't funny and isn't exactly a universally accepted saying meaning the same as cold day in hell. :lol:

I agree about the nonsensical part, but I think it's pretty funny. One of my favorite lines of the song, and it makes me giggle every time I hear it.
Unless I'm missing something too.... :hrm:


I think it's pretty funny too, in its ridiculousness.
Maybe they just couldn't come up with anything else that rhymes with 'army'...?

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:46 am
by WomanInThePark
But why would they even mention the army?
They way I see it, they thought up the line while drunk/after a long day of work. So at the time, it seems like the most hilarious thing ever. They write all the lines around it. Then the next day they realize how nonsensical it is, but they can't be bothered to think up something new.

Re: Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor Lyrics (S02EP05)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:30 pm
by Venus
SuzyBatt wrote:
WomanInThePark wrote:
SheWolf wrote:I'm pretty sure there's a joke I'm missing in there coz seeing boobs made of origami makes no sense, isn't funny and isn't exactly a universally accepted saying meaning the same as cold day in hell. :lol:

I agree about the nonsensical part, but I think it's pretty funny. One of my favorite lines of the song, and it makes me giggle every time I hear it.
Unless I'm missing something too.... :hrm:


I think it's pretty funny too, in its ridiculousness.
Maybe they just couldn't come up with anything else that rhymes with 'army'...?


Haha I was thinking the same thing too! Love the ridiculousness of the lyrics :lol:

And ardy that's my fave part of the song too :rolls: