Conchords: The Musical
Jemaine, nobody wants to listen to the music of a couple of shepherds
I know of a place...
Somewhere we can play music everyday without having to shepherd...
A place... called...
I've been shepherding day and night
saving for the flight to America
Don't go there!
In the paddock everyday
trying to work my way to America
They'll kill yous!
They have guns!
Bret, look. There she is.
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
Dave (as Statue of Liberty):
Welcome to the land of opportunity
I am the Statue of Liberty
Forget about it.
My head's stuck in this chair
Gotta get my head out of this chair...
Hey there, man, would you...
Miss, would you be interested in...
I'm selling myself on the street
Just trying to make ends meet
Who will buy my body?...
Is there a problem with our rent?
Yeah, there's a problem
your money ain't good here.
But we'll be out on the streets
We'll have nowhere to live.
You're in America now, you pay with American dollars
Now scram, you filthy illegal immigrants!...
You've got one month!
Illegal immigrants! Illegal immigrants!...
We've overstayed our welcome
We've overstayed our Visas
Nobody needs us
Nobody needs us!
Well guys, I've got an idea
We need more than ideas,
We need money.
Wait, wait hear him out
We'll put on a musical!
A wonderful musical!
Murray was right, it was a great idea to put on a musical.
Murray's the greatest.
Jemaine, I think we've made it in America
Yeah, but we musn't forget where we came from
(Doug plays harp)
GarÂ·funkÂ·ling (verb) Funky cuddling with the candles twinkling.