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casie
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Robots

Postby casie » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:58 pm

Anyone know the lyrics for Robots?
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Postby Sherry » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:18 pm

Hi there :welcome: Nice to see you here casie.

Someone did write them up and post them here. Just had a quick look through the forum and found them - Humans Are Dead / Robots lyrics by Flight of The Conchords

Or read them below. Said from the live version, which methinks is the 2003 performance back in NZ. Be aware that the lyrics change with each performance, so what you hear in one version is not the same as you will hear in another performance.

The Humans are Dead - (Robots) live version by Flight of the Conchords
[Robot1=Bret, Robot2=Jermaine, Dissident robot=Jermaine, PRSHRV Robot=Jermaine, all other robots played by the cast]

Sung robotically:

Both: The distant future
Both: The year 2000

Both: The distant future
Both: The year 2000

Both: The distant future
Both: The distant future

Spoken robotically:

Robot 1: No more agriculture
Robot 2: No more war
Robot 1: Nope. No more racism
Robot 2: No more fighting, squabbling, or rumbling
Robot 1: No m--No more yogurt

Robot 2: No more difficult access ways. Stairs, basically.
Robot 1: Stairs. You mean stairs.
Robot 2: No more stairs.
Robot 1: Nope. Uh.

Robot 2: The future is quite different to the present
Robot 1: Yes. What with there being no stairs and all.

Robot 2: And most importantly…no more humans.
Sung robotically:
Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world!

Both: The humans are dead.
Both: The humans are dead.
Both: We used poisonous gases
Both: And we poisoned their asses.

Robot 1: The humans are dead.
(Robot 2: Yes they are dead.)
Robot 1: The humans are dead.
(Robot 2: I confirm they are dead.)
Robot 1: It had to be done.
(Robot 2: They look like they’re dead.)
Robot 1: So that we could have fun.
(Robot 2: I poked one, it was dead.)

Robot 1: Their system of oppression
Robot 2: What did it lead to?
Robot 1: Global robot depression
Robot 2: Robots ruled by people.
Robot 1: They had so much aggression
Both: That we just had to kill them
Both: Had to shut their systems down.

Spoken robotically:

Robot dissident: Don't you see? We are becoming just like them?
Other robots: Silence! Destroy him!

Sung robotically:

Robot 1: After time we grew strong.
Robot 2: Developed cognitive powers.
Robot 1: They made us work for too long.
Robot 2: For unreasonable hours.
Both: Our programming determined
Both: That the most efficient answer
Both: Was to shut their motherboard-fucking systems dow-ow-ow-a-own.

Spoken robotically:

Pensive robot with Stephen Hawking robo-voice:
Can't we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Can't we talk to the humans and work together, now?

Both: No! Because they are dead!

Sung robotically:

Robot 1: I said the humans are dead.
(Robot 2: The humans are dead.)
Robot 1: The humans are dead.
(Robot 2: Yay. Dead-dead-dead.)
Robot 1: We used poisonous gases.
(Robot 2: With traces of lead.)
Robot 1: To poison their asses.
(Robot 2: Actually, their lungs.)

Robot 2: Binary solo:

Robot 1: 0000001
Robot 1: 00000011
Robot 1: 0000001
Robot 1: 00000011!

Robot 1: 0000001
Robot 2: 0h, 0h!
Robot 1: 0000001
Robot 2: 0h, 0h!
Robot 1: 0000001
Robot 2: 0h, 0h!
Robot 1: 0000001!
Robot 2: 0ne, 0h!

Both: Once again without emotion:
Both: The humans are dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-dead-d--* (shut off)

Thanks Fawad :)

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Postby Sherry » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:52 pm

Humans Are Dead (aka Robots)

from HBO's Flight of The Conchords episode 1 - Sally


Both: The distant future
The distant future
J: It is the distant future
The year 2000
B: We are robots
J: The world is very different ever since the robot uprising of the mid-90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
B: Affirmative
J: We no longer say yes. Instead we say affirmative.
B: Affirmative
J: Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
J: There is only one kind of dance, the robot
B: And the robo-boogie
J: Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.
Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned there asses
B: The humans are dead
J: That's right they are dead
B: The humans are dead
J: They look like they're dead
B: It had to be done
J: I'll just confirm that they're dead
B: So that we could have fun
J: Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.


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