Those are both excellent!
OK, I'll try this one too...
Jemaine: $500 American dollars each?!?!?! Is that all you're offering? You obviously undervalue our weiners, sir.
Bret: *rolls eyes* Here we go again...I guess we're just gonna have to do the sugalumps dance for them.
When the guys are threatened with arrest for vending hot dogs without a permit, Jemaine cleverly replies, "Whatever...(
)...You see officer, we never actually report any of this cash as income anyway." Bret:
...and extends his wrists for the handcuffs.