This day shall be known in internet history as the day of my first and very possibly last tweet. Unless anything else happens.
Well, this is awkward...
SL*T-SHAMING IS OVER (IF YOU WANT IT)
@julieklausner you know you want it (to be over)
We is in London England where da Inglish language is from innit? #deliciousnecks
Is everyone into this?
David Farrier @davidfarrier
I wish all adults on the bloody planet would take a nude and put them online so we can all stop talking about them
Aussie has this show on in Toronto. NZ, let's hire a theatre across the road and put on Ours Is Better. As a joke.
Is this Jemaine Clement that we ran into in Toronto earlier today? Yis/No/Maybe pic.twitter.com/2OksCygpdD
@morozgrafix that is me... and that is also very creepy that you took a photo like that. Looking forward to stalking you
Have you ever audibly farted then tried to imitate the fart sound with your shoe or a chair squeak to throw off suspicion? No, me neither.
I already regret that last tweet.
This is how stupid men are. They won't buy moisturizer, but they will if it is called "face fuel" or "anti-element protector".
@RichardAyoade, @TaikaWaititi and I would like to get a photo with you one day because you look like the son we sadly can not have.
@AJemaineClement @TaikaWaititi You can have me as a son. We just need to finalise the paperwork.
@RichardAyoade @TaikaWaititi That is much better. Thank you!
@RichardAyoade @TaikaWaititi just photoshopping some childhood photos of you into ones of us as adults. Hope that is okay. You will love NZ!
@bookrach @RichardAyoade @TaikaWaititi It is getting weird now. But i did laugh.
@AJemaineClement @TaikaWaititi I head it's very noisy there - will I need ear defenders?
@RichardAyoade @TaikaWaititi It is very quiet but the German word for it sounds like "noisy land" which might put people off from visiting.
@becs4life @AJemaineClement @RichardAyoade Even I wasn't sure who was who in this.
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