I'm Not Crying

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I'm Not Crying

Postby _pip_pop_ » Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:35 am

Does anyone have the lyrics for I'm Not Crying from the radio show? (I think it was the 5th episode). All I remember was "My heart's not broken, it melted when I met you" (or something like that). It was hilarious and I can't remember the rest of it!

Thanks guys!

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Postby Sherry » Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:20 pm

Maybe, somewhere. I seem to recall someone typed them up for me to use on the site. Or was that If You're Into It :puzzled:

I'll have a dig around in my files and see if I have them anywhere. FWIW that song does appear on the BBC radio show CD :D

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Postby beck » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:48 am

I got the lyrics. This is one of my fave songs off the Radio Show. It's brilliant!

I'm Not Crying
(talking)
So, you're leaving. You say you have to go.
Well if you have to go then, I suppose you have to go,
That's what it means, doesn't it, to have to go.
It means you have to go...

But if you're tryin' to break my heart,
Your plan is flawed from the start.
You can't break my heart, it's liquid,
It melted when I met you.

But as you walk down that path that leads from the door,
Don't turn around to see me once more.
Don't turn around to see if I'm crying.
(whispers) I'm not crying, not crying, not crying.

I'm not crying.
It's just been raining,
On my face.
And if you think you see the tear tracks down my cheeks,
Then please, please, please,
Don't tell my mates.
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me,
I've just been cutting onions.
I'm just making a lasagne.
For one.

I'm not crying, noooo-ho-ho-ho.

There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
Just from the path that you made when you said your goodbye.
I'm not weeping cause you won't be here to hold my hand,
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear-gland.
I'm not upset because you left me this way,
My eyes are just a little sweaty today.
They've been looking around a lot, searching for you,
They've been looking for you,
Even though I told them not to.

These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy,
I am laughing!
Haa haa haa haa, ha ha ha ha.

I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life.
How come we've reached this fork in the road,
And yet it cuts like a knife.

But i'm not crying
I've just been cutting onions,
In the rain,
With my inflamed eye.

(whispered) Big boys don't cry.
"'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' are the same...except at a funeral" - Demitri Martin

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Postby Cankersaurous » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:28 am

Does any one have this song? I need it! Also, the tabs to this would be awesome too! My dad's band wants to cover it!
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Postby Sherry » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:01 am

It'll be in the EP out in a month :)

I could rip all the TV series songs and put them on the site, but tbh, I don't want to do that as

a) I don't think thats fair on the guys as
b) I'd like people to actually purchase their stuff, especially the upcoming EP and album or their own release album Folk The World.

I usually only have the stuff ripped from live performances on the site. The guys have also asked me to not use some of their songs, ie songs not performed on radio appearances etc here and out of respect for them I won't.

My suggestion if you want the song *now* would be go to HBO and download the song in podcast video form and make a copy of the song itself then save it to MP3 format.

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Postby gr67 » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:49 pm

try messing around with these chords for the tab

C E Am

(could also try playing them higher up on the neck)

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Postby Cankersaurous » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:24 pm

Sherry wrote:It'll be in the EP out in a month :)

I could rip all the TV series songs and put them on the site, but tbh, I don't want to do that as

a) I don't think thats fair on the guys as
b) I'd like people to actually purchase their stuff, especially the upcoming EP and album or their own release album Folk The World.

I usually only have the stuff ripped from live performances on the site. The guys have also asked me to not use some of their songs, ie songs not performed on radio appearances etc here and out of respect for them I won't.

My suggestion if you want the song *now* would be go to HBO and download the song in podcast video form and make a copy of the song itself then save it to MP3 format.


Thanks for all the info! My dad and I are pretty much just pausing and rewinding the 'I'm Not Crying' video!

try messing around with these chords for the tab

C E Am

(could also try playing them higher up on the neck)


Yes! Thank you! I noticed they like playing minor chords!
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Postby Sherry » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:49 pm

I'm Not Crying - lyrics from the HBO Flight of The Conchords series - Episode one - Sally

So, you're leaving, aren't you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That's when I definitely knew
But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can't break my heart, it's liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don't turn back to me
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
It's just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face
Please don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking of a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been seaching around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking around
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

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Re: I'm Not Crying

Postby Great H » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:39 pm

Okay now that you know the lyrics, how 'bout THIS?!
Just what every karaoke house needs don'cha think?! They should put ALL the boys songs on Karaoke! :lol:

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Re: I'm Not Crying

Postby Venus » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:52 pm

Haha, cool! Yep, FOTC songs on karaoke will definitely liven up any karaoke gathering! :nod:
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Re: I'm Not Crying

Postby Nancy » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:18 am

What fun! :sing:
Oh, fish-like Lady
Lady-like Fish
I don't think so Bro, she's a Lady, Lady, Lady, Lady
No, no, she's a fish that's just a little bit
La-dy-ish! Yeah!


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