*Those* sideburns

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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby bibliaddict » Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:12 pm

I like him with face topiary. I think just keeping those chops trimmed evenly would be the real hassle. Bret seems able to cultivate a beard pretty quickly, he went from clean shaven at the DC show on May 5th to a full beard in LA on May 30th.
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby Nancy » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:02 pm

I agree, the upkeep for neat mutton chops seems impractical. Poor Bret would be over the sink with scissors constantly trimming! :rolleyes:
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby SheWolf » Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:37 pm

H.... wrote: :puzzled:
No offense to Rhys, but how is this even possible?


:lol: Those were my thoughts exactly.

Rhys is cute in an average guy cute way...I guess. But Jem's in another league entirely - I mean COME ON!
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby Spumony5000 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:37 pm

Yeah I feel the same way. Jem makes me weak in the knees with those intense green eyes of his.

Bret with the side burns is pretty cute even if it does take extra work to keep them nicely trimmed its worth it.

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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby H.... » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:10 pm

SheWolf wrote:
H.... wrote: :puzzled:
No offense to Rhys, but how is this even possible?


:lol: Those were my thoughts exactly.

Rhys is cute in an average guy cute way...I guess. But Jem's in another league entirely - I mean COME ON!


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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby Sherry » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:28 am

Who knew Bret's chops would garner as much attention as they have :shock:

Not me :lol:

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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby H.... » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:07 pm

I wonder if he thinks about his facial hair as much as we do... :hrm:
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby dangerous person » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:23 pm

true

Thank goodness he doesn't like the internet as otherwise we might have made him all selfconscious and he might start sporting some weird facial hair styles. Or never grow any facial hair ever again. :thud:
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby H.... » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:29 pm

Argh! It may have resulted in a swirly pattern or a over-sized, bushy upper-lip hair. :shock:
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby dangerous person » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:51 pm

or a little tuft of hair on the chin
or a viry viry thin beard along the jawline
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby SheWolf » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:14 pm

dangerous person wrote:or a little tuft of hair on the chin
or a viry viry thin beard along the jawline
:sick:


Ha! I hate those 2 things too.
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby H.... » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:52 pm

Makes me want to :sick: as well. Ideally, anybody apart from the obvious two (+ Brain/Murray/Rhys + Taika + Mr Depp in PotC.) should be banned from wearing anything by the way of facial hair.
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby bakergirl30 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:29 am

Why didn't I notice this thread earlier?????? :prayer: :thud:

Oh how I love those sideburns he used to sport! :heart:
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby Ozpot » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:47 am

:lol: My favourite Bret is Muttonchop Bret. Holding a DG-20 along with said chops doesn't hurt either.
One time I feared that I was bi-conchordian. Bret's deer eyes were staring into my soul that day. I also have "Bret's Day" stuck in my head at the moment. :roll:
I find Bret to be very adorable, friendly, and certainly huggable. His smile makes everybody happy.
But Jemaine is just...
I don't even need to explain it. <3

But yeah. Bret! Bring back the chops! :rock:
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Re: *Those* sideburns

Postby bakergirl30 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:58 am

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Crazy sideburns+Bret= HAPPINESS!! :heart: :heart:
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