Love Is A Weapon Of Choice Lyrics (S02E06)

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Love Is A Weapon Of Choice Lyrics (S02E06)

Postby dandy lyons » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:09 am

Love Is A Weapon Of Choice

Love is your weapon of choice
Love, Love, Love
Love, Love, Love
It's your weapon of choice

You're invading my heart
Every time that I hear your voice
And I'm screaming out "Surrender"
But you can't hear me as you rejoice

You're a General shouting orders to your army
The command you are giving is to harm me
Harm me with love
Because that is your weapon of choice

And what was that about last night?
Why do we have to fight?
You conquered my body with your kissing
Your caresses are your ammunition

Every time you walk in through my door
You're extending this war metaphor
You leave me wounded lying on the floor
I think I've seen this floor before


Love that's your weapon of choice
Love, Love, Love
Love, Love, Love
Love that's your weapon of choice

There's a battleship loaded with emotions
Crashing on a samurai ocean
And I'm afraid it's just as I feared
This ocean is made of my tears

Love is the weapon
Love is the weapon with which you choose to threaten
Love is your weapon of choice
Last edited by dandy lyons on Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:50 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Love Is A Weapon Of Choice Lyrics (S02E06)

Postby TheFool » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:32 am

I think this bit:

There's a battleship loaded with emotions
Crashing onto some lying ocean

Is actually:

There's a battleship loaded with emotions
Crashing on a samurai ocean

Otherwise absolutely splendid work. The vocals on this song seemed a little less audible than usual.
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Re: Love Is A Weapon Of Choice Lyrics (S02E06)

Postby dandy lyons » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:51 am

Thanks!! That makes more sense... kinda brain dead after the "sexy lady" song. ;)

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Re: Love Is A Weapon Of Choice Lyrics (S02E06)

Postby Val2150 » Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:46 pm

Wow! I couldn't hear a damn thing of the vocals when I watched but this is really well-written....and surprisingly dramatic, no?
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Re: Love Is A Weapon Of Choice Lyrics (S02E06)

Postby SheWolf » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:56 pm

I couldn't make out any of it either, which kind of ruins the joke, if there is one, in a song dontcha think? :rolleyes: Anyhoo, I think I've seen this floor before = :lol:
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Re: Love Is A Weapon Of Choice Lyrics (S02E06)

Postby Venus » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:16 pm

Agreed, I couldn't really make out the lyrics the first time round but I've now realised how good the lyrics are :D
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Re: Love Is A Weapon Of Choice Lyrics (S02E06)

Postby Baguette » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:28 pm

Jemaine's voice is awesome in this song.
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Re: Love Is A Weapon Of Choice Lyrics (S02E06)

Postby ingendan » Tue May 05, 2009 5:06 pm

There is one "Love" too much in these lyrics..! Or, two actually. No, wait.. three!

Look :

]Love is your weapon of choice
Love, Love, Love
Love, Love, Love
It's your weapon of choice

....

Love that's your weapon of choice
Love, Love, Love
Love, Love, Love
Love that's your weapon of choice

Thus, the word Love is never sung more than five times in a row. Not six, and nowhere near seven.. :D


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