Conchords: The Musical Lyrics (S02EP10)

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Conchords: The Musical Lyrics (S02EP10)

Postby dandy lyons » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:33 am

Conchords: The Musical

Bret:
Jemaine, nobody wants to listen to the music of a couple of shepherds

Jemaine:
I know of a place...
Somewhere we can play music everyday without having to shepherd...
A place... called...
America!

Bret:
I've been shepherding day and night
saving for the flight to America

Jemaine:
America.

NZ Man:
Don't go there!

NZ Woman:
They're crazy!

Jemaine:
In the paddock everyday
trying to work my way to America

NZ Woman:
They'll kill yous!

NZ Man:
They have guns!

Jemaine:
Bret, look. There she is.

Bret:
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

Dave (as Statue of Liberty):
Welcome to the land of opportunity
I am the Statue of Liberty
Welcome. Welcome.
Forget about it.

Bret:
My head's stuck in this chair
Gotta get my head out of this chair...
Jemaine!

Jemaine:
Hey there, man, would you...
Miss, would you be interested in...
I'm selling myself on the street
Just trying to make ends meet
Who will buy my body?...
Nobody.

Jemaine:
Is there a problem with our rent?

Stage Eugene:
Yeah, there's a problem
your money ain't good here.

Jemaine:
But we'll be out on the streets
We've nothing.

Bret:
We'll have nowhere to live.

Stage Eugene:
You're in America now, you pay with American dollars
Now scram, you filthy illegal immigrants!...
You've got one month!

Cast:
Illegal immigrants! Illegal immigrants!...

Bret:
We've overstayed our welcome
We've overstayed our Visas
Nobody cares
Nobody needs us

Jemaine:
Nobody needs us!

(cast shrieks)

Stage Murray:
Well guys, I've got an idea

Jemaine:
We need more than ideas,
We need money.

Bret:
Wait, wait hear him out

Stage Murray:
We'll put on a musical!

Bret:
It's genius!

Jemaine:
It's marvelous!

Stage Murray:
A wonderful musical!

Jemaine:
Murray was right, it was a great idea to put on a musical.

Bret:
Murray's the greatest.
Jemaine, I think we've made it in America

Jemaine:
Yeah, but we musn't forget where we came from

Bret:
I remember

(Doug plays harp)
Gar·funk·ling (verb) Funky cuddling with the candles twinkling.

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Re: Conchords: The Musical Lyrics (S02EP10)

Postby mockingbird » Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:40 am

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