New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby Sherry » Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:02 am

But I don't have it. At least I don't think I do.

I do have 3 parts or so of another Tranmission thingo. Its been so long since I listened to it am pretty sure its a different thing.

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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby mohumbhai mania » Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:53 pm

only sookie bubbas would complain about the sounds quality, turnip.

Just downloaded the other link, kelly.

And glad you didn't really miss it, Sherry.

ETA: to reflect corrected spelling coz I r a Yank and the only sook I know is the soul song "Sookie Sookie". Let it hang out, man... :lol:
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby Sherry » Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:57 pm

You know I am sure its meant to be spelt 'Sookie' Even Max questioned the spelling used.

Sook is used in Australia. In New Zealand its more or less the same thing. So looked it up on Wiki and lo

sookie bubba noun (sometimes spelt 'sooky baba' or variants) - NZ version of crybaby, wimp, tangiweto (maori). Extension of 'sook' as used elsewhere.

I guess its technically not spelt wrong, but I do prefer the more common spelling as I recognise that word.

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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby dandy lyons » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:08 pm

I was just listening to this again as I was working today. "Resistance is Futile" has been stuck in my head, so I thought I'd do up the lyrics. Hilarious! :lol:

Resistance is Futile

Whatcha gonna do when we come to get you?
Who you gonna call? No one to save you
One to ten, you can idle run
Then we're gonna get you with our laser guns

Your planet is surrounded by our gamma seven fleet
Looked at the sky, double mission reads defeat
Your time is up, you've nothing left to give
Your forces are useless, your tactics primitive

Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile

It's like fighting fire with sticks
or lions with fresh beef steaks
or fighting ice cream with licks
or birthday parties with presents and cakes!

Oh, imagine being at a birthday party
and you're up against an army of children
Ooh, whatcha gonna do?
And the only weapons that you have
are presents and yummy cakes
Oh, it would be so futile
So utterly pointless it would be like

a dog with a bone or a stoner with a cone
a banker with a loan or a lover with a moan
butter with toast, a party with a host
a lamp with a post or Sunday with a roast

fashion with style, kilometer with a mile
laughter with a smile or Egypt with the Nile
butter with lime, a pussy with a 'gine
coking with a line or silence with a mime

Imagination with a dream
A seamstress with a seam
A cat with a bowl of cream
The final act with a scene
obscene!
Break it down, break it, break it down

Breaking it down now, Sir

Yes,
yes, listen and weep
yes. Resistance is futile
It's pointless.
You suck! Yes.
This isn't the end of the song by the way
This is just the break it down bit
We're coming back very soon,
So just wait
K, let's come back very, very soon. Go!

Resistance is Futile
Resistance is Futile
Yeah.

Break it down now.
Guns, fashion, bombs, passion
Missiles, grace, blood, lace
Oh, we look so good in lace!



Young Soldier Boy (reminds me of David Bowie's "Rock n' Roll Suicide")

I thought alien life form
in our galaxy
was a fallacy
I thought we were alone
The only life form
for a million quadralaxy

c'mon soldier boy
(soldier boy)
c'mon soldier boy

Put on your bravest face
don't look so glum
don't run to your mum
Only sookie bubbas
(sookie bubbas)
use laser guns

c'mon pick up your stick
(your stick)
and let's hit them
(let's hit them)
let's whack them
(let's smack them)
let's dent them
(dent them)
once and for all!

c'mon soldier boy
Oh, I need a hero!
Just one hero
could it be you?
My pretty, pretty soldier boy
(Chuck)
Take me away from all this war
(Chuck)
You and me
(Chuck!)
I know it's forbidden
But love can defy anything
(Chuck!)
And if we just escape we can take on the world
It's ju...or not that, something else.
...just ideas, really.
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby Spumony5000 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:48 am

Thanks for the links. I can't wait to listen to this. :thanks:
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby dangerous person » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:37 pm

Yes, what Spumony said. :D
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby LauraK » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:28 am

Thanks for that! :D

Only....I wanted to know what their weakness was!

That was cool...
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby helgecko » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:12 am

I've re-uploaded this, because I couldn't find a working download link.
(it's entirely possible that there IS another working download link and I'm just oblivious, but we won't worry about that...)

Download from here: http://www.mediafire.com/?hgf0xnvgtpj

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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby mohumbhai mania » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:09 pm

I am suprised at how many times I've listened to this. Very strange, deranged, hilarious and kinda sad at at the end. And the songs are quite good, too!
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby Peripeteia » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:44 am

The homoeroticism in the filthy echo room :rolls: !
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby LSully9 » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:51 pm

Thanks for bumping this back up Helgecko! I had downloaded it ages ago but for whatever reason, never got a chance to listen to it. So I made an extra effort to make sure it was loaded onto the ipod and listened to it during my run last night. It was pretty much the best run I ever had! :rolls: I'm pretty sure my neighbors think there's something wrong me though as my repeated bouts of laughing and falling resulted in quite a few raised eyebrows and more than one really weird look. :worry:
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby LikeACurry » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:52 am

Thanks for the link, I'll give it a listen :D
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby helgecko » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:19 am

:thumb:

glad you finally gave it a listen LSully, and you're most welcome Curry :D
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby LikeACurry » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:50 pm

I enjoyed it, I definitely need to hear it again :nod:




Peripeteia wrote:The homoeroticism in the filthy echo room :rolls: !


Yea, that part made me laugh the most :lol:
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Re: New old Bret project! Only Sukkie Bubbas Use Laser Guns

Postby Faith » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:06 pm

Downloading now... thanks for the link. :D


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